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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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would love to be in a period drama. wearing those dresses half titty out acting shy 

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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Do not go to my grave and weep you are so annoying

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post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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what the fuck

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically