Masterpost
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thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny
just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna
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Istg this anime can fumble any scene it wants EXCEPT for Laios' impression of a dog. They have to nail that shit. His dog sounds have to be on point. His expression has to be on point. They really have to sell that this man makes the best impression of a dog any of us has ever seen. I want nothing less than perfection.
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hellooo !! ive been trying to find this thing abt hoods and elven clothes for awhile i havent been able to find it though i think it was in the adventurers bible
Could it be these?
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kabru thinking abt killing laios in his mind=fandom making him hyperviolent vs chilchuck repeatedly physically hitting and verbally abusing laios but he never gets this treatment lol. i wonder why
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They’re yuri to me
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mana bath
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durdawn hours
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Imagine being at a Fig and the Cig Figs concert. They just finished an epic rendition of "Burn Towns Get Money". After a beat Fig walks up to the mic. You start to notice stage hands wheeling an excessive number of cymbals onto the stage. You're buzzing, you know what's coming next.
You hear Fig's voice call out "For this next song we're going to need some help." And stepping out from back stage is a SECOND Gorgug! The crowd goes wild. This is the moment everyone has been waiting for!!
The first Gorgug proceeds to double in size while the second Gorgug shrinks. The massive Gorgug then places the small Gorgug into a baby carrier strapped to his chest and they both take their seat behind the drums.
What follows is the most hard core, rebellion and rage fueled performance you have ever seen. You have just been blessed (by what? Who's to say) to have been able to witness the masterpiece that is "Dawn of Justice" live!
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no one will suspect a thing
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The wolves are killing members of their own pack
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brennan lee mulligan: bobby dawn is a southern televangelist for a bigoted religion who's gonna teach religion at a school with kids who work from tons of different denominations where he's gonna hold borderline sermons in class, triggering deep religious trauma from students, take away aid that's been given to neurodivergent students, fail students on personal grounds, and ignore a teenager breaking down crying in his office over something he did
us: wow he's the worst. he literally can't get any worse
brennan lee mulligan, about to reveal that he's also a groomer: hohoho
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‘More hole’ wife or ‘Honor the cock’ husband?
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Since it'll be a while longer until alecto releases (take your time tamsyn) I think we should try to avoid the usual insanity that befells a starved fandom by doing something unheard of:
Reading another book. So uh.
What books would you recommend to your fellow locked tomb fans to help with the urges until we get alecto?
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“the third house will go down on its knees for the sixth house” is such a horny line. thank you coronabeth tridentarius and tamsyn muir
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