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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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#one of the reasons i am happy i have asthma #this shit SMELLS #it makes the air NASTY #if anyone smokes next to me i will turn into the most annoying person you will have ever met i am ready to throw hands #inconsiderate fucking pieces of shit i dont want their fucking smelly ass nasty disgusting nauseating fucking smoke #i dont care *that* people smoke #i only care if it happens within 10 feet of where i am

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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Whenever something happens in the supernatural fandom I have to puzzle together what happened with clues from posts by people talking about it and I wouldn't want it any other way

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love starting a war show they just throw 25 identical looking guys at u and then leave u too it. they don't even wish u good luck or nothing just. here have the lads. its like getting into a new kpop group

#am i face blind or is that the same guy 19 times #second one looks to be a different one #logically reasoning i should think its 20 different men but like #how about this its impossible but 20 twins #theyre all twins

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How the tables have turned?

Source

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My girlfriend literraly dont have a penis its so scary where did it go i didmt know girls xould do that

stay safe out there soldier

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Also now I'm curious about what "donkey basketball" is.

It is basketball played while riding on donkeys. So kinda like a cross between basketball and polo but the players are riding donkeys instead of horses. Also it was played on an actual school basketball gym, so it really wasn't a good idea since there wasn't a lot of room for the animals. I imagine this is why I don't see anybody else doing this. But it IS a thing that actually happened that I saw when I was like kindergarten years old.

#oh my GOD????

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Thalanor.

They have a thing for people who love the sound of their own voices. And they know they're destined for greatness because they vaguely remember someone powerful whispering promises while kissing their golden fingers.

Mods: Unique Tav Custom Appearance; Aasimar scars and makeup; Changeling swirls makeup tattoo and body tattoo; Gradient Hands and Feet Body Tattoo; Dissidia's Hair - ALL BODY TYPES -; P4_CC Blonde and White Hair Edits; P4 Bangs Bangs Everywhere; Ghouls Vanilla Piercing Recolors; Nightsong outfit for male; Dryad Male Outfit; Cambion and Gith Armor

#AUGH BEAUTIFUL

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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does anyone understand my curse

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confidants.

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2.2 banners

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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