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The first person to put "Red String of Faith" in my inbox, is bound to my muse for four days romantically.

Meaning in a sense that my muse will literally think of nothing else but your muse, making references to them, talking about them, swooning over them, the whole nine yards.

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You can definitely go harder than that, missy. Come on. Its like a ant bite, I want shark.

if you do bite will you bite me

…Do you want me to bite you?

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[licks paper and sticks it down his shirt] Thank you.

Dams? Be careful of importers, they might stick in weird ass shit to get ya arrested by SSP. Happened to me before

There are legends about you.

Damn straight.

I don’t think I’ve got much business for you, sorry. I’m well stocked on toys and I buy the disposable stuff online in bulk.

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[grins wide at her, with a wild look in his eyes] Harder. Pleeeeeaaassse.

if you do bite will you bite me

…Do you want me to bite you?

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Cutting is more fun.

do you have any salsa this is important [[its hiram mun yoooo ]]

I doWhy do you want it

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 TOO EXCI TE D ITS SNOW I NG  TS NOW FIN ITS NSOWING

#i made this post #Updates on storage #OOOC C COOOC #SNOOW

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 dontcarewherejustbitemeplease

 its for s c i e n c e

if you do bite will you bite me

…Do you want me to bite you?

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 .. what were you talking about when you said 'disposable stuff'? Like, I don't get peoples vague ways of describing things which makes my job hard. 

 an' yes you are. I love you. You are so special. 

 [slides a piece of paper with a long complicated number-letter sequence on it to her and mimes a phone] [mouths 'call me']

There are legends about you.

Damn straight.

I don’t think I’ve got much business for you, sorry. I’m well stocked on toys and I buy the disposable stuff online in bulk.

#asks #ladylos

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 p l e a s e 

 I will pay you to bite me. 

if you do bite will you bite me

…Do you want me to bite you?

#asks #hellomscalypso

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 I got tortilla chips.

 But no damn salsa. 

 I want that salsa, boy. Imma cut you for it. 

do you have any salsa this is important [[its hiram mun yoooo ]]

I doWhy do you want it

#asks #smokeandsmiles #i fo r g o t ive messaged so many people today

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 Can I be like, an intern? I would love to poke things over and over and over again and see what they do. 

 I uh.. I.. run the convenience store too. It's um... The sex shop is around back. You get to the sex shop by - [chuckles and grins] goin' through the back door [giggles] .. get it? Back door?

[[hi its fishy]] Hi, just runnin' a general consensus. Uh, this is just for anyone who owns um... toys... of.. the.. sexual... nature... Just making sure everybody knows to keep them clean and etc so forth.

We’re scientists, we can keep more complicated machines clean than a fuckin’ dildo.

Well, I’m more of a mathematician, I do physics things, but the point still stands.

#asks #asktheteamofscientists

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 I'm Esekiel. or Esek. or 'that weird fucking guy who runs the sex shop ignore him i bought a bad dragon dildo from him'. 

 Oh. Hot damn. Everybody in Night Vale has a greater collection than me, and I run the fucking shop. Y'all are so cool. What's it like doing science? 

[[hi its fishy]] Hi, just runnin' a general consensus. Uh, this is just for anyone who owns um... toys... of.. the.. sexual... nature... Just making sure everybody knows to keep them clean and etc so forth.

We’re scientists, we can keep more complicated machines clean than a fuckin’ dildo.

Well, I’m more of a mathematician, I do physics things, but the point still stands.

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 … fair enough. I don’t have a middle name by the way. I’m considering 'Danger'. 

 What do you know about me exactly? 

DO YOU HAVE ANY LEATHER

Leather? I have a leather jacket…and some other…leather objects

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 I know.

 I just.. I admire you. I want you to know that. You are so brave and a lady in the science field? Amazing. If, like, you ever want flavored lube I got tons. Or condoms. Or free sex education pamphlets. 

 How much are you paying for the disposable stuff? I could get you like, better stuff. If.. we're... talking about the same thing. 

There are legends about you.

Damn straight.

I don’t think I’ve got much business for you, sorry. I’m well stocked on toys and I buy the disposable stuff online in bulk.

#asks #ladylos #i love u 2

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 Do you know my middle name? I doubt it.

DO YOU HAVE ANY LEATHER

Leather? I have a leather jacket…and some other…leather objects

#asks #carlsbergscuteboyfriend

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 Just askin' for routine checks, uh.. sir is it? 

I have to, it's my own policy. It scares me and disgusts me to think someone might be using them.. un.... clean. Good t'know they're in safe hands. Uh, mind telling me where ya got them? 

[[hi its fishy]] Hi, just runnin' a general consensus. Uh, this is just for anyone who owns um... toys... of.. the.. sexual... nature... Just making sure everybody knows to keep them clean and etc so forth.

We’re scientists, we can keep more complicated machines clean than a fuckin’ dildo.

Well, I’m more of a mathematician, I do physics things, but the point still stands.

#asktheteamofscientists

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Oh. Okay. Sorry if my question came off screamish, I was just trying to get rid of this chupacberathingy that won't leave. I run the uh, um. I sell.. those type of 'leather objects' if we're thinking along the same line. Just came by to make sure you were keeping them in a safe location and such.

DO YOU HAVE ANY LEATHER

Leather? I have a leather jacket…and some other…leather objects