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The Good Place 2x1, 5x9

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its fucking fine. its sooo fine im normal and sane and-

^ thinking about "i think it might be some of the best writing ive ever done" there is no "answer" but eleanor is the answer

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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

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the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

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An Interview with Jenny Slate, by Sara Black McCulloch

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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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would love it if the last god/goddess percy has to do a quest for is hestia. and all she only asks of him a simple, easy-to-do, done in two minutes task. and then that's it. no tricks or double meanings. and he just sobs into her shoulder at the end of it. and she just holds him and tells him that he's all done. he can go live his life now.

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Ladynoir

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mentally i’m here

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Reasons I'd get kicked out of Camp Half-Blood

1- telling Chiron to "stay gold, Ponyboy"

2- belting the chorus of "sweet home Alabama" every time I see a couple in the camp

3- making your mom jokes to Athena and Aphrodite kids

4- randomly spraying Percy with a squirt gun to check if he's really water resistant, even when he's not expecting to be in contact with water

5- approaching random campers and reminding them who their half-siblings are (ex: "yo, Nico, did you know you're related to Hitler?)

6- hiding a noise machine in the Hermes cabin and playing the star Wars scene "Luke, I am your father" every time he eneters/ making it play Hamilton at all hours of the night, so they can fall asleep to the sound of their father's voice

7- telling kids to "read between the lines", knowing full well they can't even read the lines themselves

8- convincing the younger, more gullible Demeter kids to grow weed

9- bribing the Hephaestus kids into making me a gun that shoots celestial bronze bullets, because there is no way in Hades that I am about to go after monsters just wielding some pointy sticks

10- sneaking into the Hera cabin to sleep, because what do you MEAN I, a claimed daughter of Hermes, don't get a bed in my own daddy's house? Yeah, no, I'm staying over at grandma's, the goddess of motherhood. Smite me.

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can’t decide between “new year’s” and “new year’s eve” for the name of this song tell me which one sounds better and here’s the song!!

verse

she’s got the wide smiles

i got the dreams

she gets the kisses on new year’s eve

cause she’s so pretty

and humorous too

the boy whom I love has now fallen for you

chorus

every time he looks at her, hes gone

and i can’t help thinking all along

that i was writing stupid love songs

for the one who would break my heart

verse

i stay up til midnight

cryin in my room

felt like the world would be ending real soon

cause she’s got the blond hair

and pretty blue eyes too

the boy whom i love is now crazy for you

chorus

every time she laughs, he’s gone

and I can’t help thinking all along

that from the start, i had it all wrong

bout the one who would break my heart

bridge

and he calls you up when he’s coming home

with him, you’ll never be alone

and me, i’ll be no flesh just bones

tell me, does he feel like home?

dirty blond and green’s all i know

i’m matchmaker, I play the role

but from the sidelines i love him so

tell me, does he feel like home?

verse/outro

she’s got his warm coat

i got my hoodies

i’ll just be dyin, and hope no one sees

cause he looks so happy

when you’re on his sleeve

and i’ll still be in bed, alone on new year’s

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I Dream of BLTs

Acrylic, watercolor on illustration board 12x16

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Rai: I invented a game. Want to play?

Damien: Sure?

Rai: It's called Sasha or Power. I give you actual quotes I've heard Kirill say, you guess if he was talking about Sasha or Power.

Damien: That's easy-

Rai: You're the most important thing to me.

Damien: Fuck-

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― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

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RIP Annabeth, I just know Percy sacrificing himself for you, after knowing you for a week, after telling you that you’ve done more for him this week than his father ever has, is permanently altering the brain chemistry of your avoidant attachment self

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"i'm not a religious person, but i do sometimes think God made you for me" and "he brought her goodness like a gift and now it belongs to her" and "life offers up these moments of joy despite everything" and "most people go through their whole lives, without ever really feeling that close with anyone" and "maybe we're just born to love and worry about the people we know, and to go on loving and worrying even when there are more important things we should be doing" and "life is the thing you bring with you inside your own head" and "you live through certain things before you understand them" and "i don't know what's wrong with me, i don't know why i can't be like normal people" and "everyone’s always going through something, aren’t they? that’s life, basically, it’s just more and more things to go through" and "if God wanted me to give you up he wouldn't have made me who i am" and

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"You were a vision in the morning

When the light came through

I know I've only felt religion when I've lied with you"

Normal People, Sally Rooney ( @selkielore ) | The Absolutely Huge and Incredible Injustice in the World, Ron Padgett