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Here’s the man on his own. Greg Davies, the eponymous Taskmaster.

#PH MY GOD???? #HE LOOKS SO FUCKING HANDSOME #GOOOOORGEOUS ART HOLY SHIY #tm #greg davies

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Alex's laugh and hands ❤️️❤️️❤️️ [Series 17 Outtakes - Part 2]

#i am very emotional about his hands #hes such a princess #elegant fucker #tm #alex horne

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Taskmaster Mythos

aka why yes, I’ve watched this show more than once

Alex stays busy by doing Greg’s laundry, watering his plants, and cleaning his legs

Every Christmas Greg and Alex play “Conceal the Pineapple”

Greg occasionally lets Alex wash his clothes in the washing machine

Alex loves his wife and Greg equally

Greg told Alex to shave off his beard and then to grow it back because he didn’t like it

Sitting next to Greg makes Alex feel safe

Greg would be Alex’s cutest thing

Greg took Alex camping and kept getting him to feel what was in his sleeping bag

When they’re at home Alex is only allowed to move around like a snake

Greg makes Alex clean himself like a massive cat

Greg had Alex on a No Solids or Liquids diet for four months

Every morning for an hour and against his will, Greg lets Alex take the dry skin off his feet and gives him a cuddle

Alex’s father was a muffin man

Alex brushes his teeth with Primula Cheese

Alex has a chest tattoo that reads: “When a bird is in a tree and the tree is chopped down, the woodsman has moved the bird”

Alex isn’t allowed a catch phrase

Alex misses his children

Greg loves to see Alex physically punished

Alex’s children call him “Little Alex Horne” and call Greg “daddy”

Alex kisses Greg’s portrait every day while wearing his little trilby

It’s feasible that watching Greg sleep would make Alex sexually aroused

Alex got a sudoku grid tattooed on his tummy, as Greg asked

Alex genuinely wishes he was Greg’s son

Alex sometimes wishes he could distill Greg and pop him in a little bottle around his neck

Alex is always mentally preparing Greg’s next meal

According to Alex, his most exciting thing beginning with “G” is Greg’s special spot

Alex usually wears pink underwear

It takes Alex 12 minutes and 51 seconds to prepare Greg’s bed in the evening

It takes 9 minutes and 34 seconds for Alex to wake Greg with his little kisses

Greg makes Alex tie himself up before going to bed and unties him in the morning

Greg has shown Alex all of his see-through clothes

Alex has exactly 30% fewer bones than the average person

Alex comes to work with his sandwiches cut into fingers because he thinks they “taste better”

It takes Alex 19 minutes and 32 seconds to fully clean Greg

Greg’s bedtime routine involves three aubergines

Naked, Alex looks like a weird ill monkey

Seeing Alex genuinely distressed gives Greg a weird happy feeling in his tummy

Greg gave Alex a phone a couple of months back and all he did was download 600 pictures of muscular women

Alex once told Greg that at some point nearly every day he cries

Fishnet stockings make Alex sexually aroused

Alex agrees that Greg is a handsome man

Much like a Roman emperor, Greg has bathed in asses’ milk and had vigorous sexual liaisons with his personal assistant

Alex collects teapots that look like cottages

Alex likes gentle films, gentle music, and to be held by big strong arms

Statistics are Alex’s foreplay and spreadsheets his post-coital cigarette

#fucking amazing #thank you for the hard work what a wonderful compilation #tm

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Greg from that one episode of Buzzcocks because he lives in my head rent free

#GREGGGGGGGGG #AHWRHSHAHWAHWA GREEEEEEEG #RAAGEHRGRGGGGGGGGRHHHHHH #GREEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG #greg davies #GREG!!!!!!

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Greg from that one episode of Buzzcocks because he lives in my head rent free

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In the Bleak Midwinter

Merry Christmas everybody!

#hahaha #i love them so so much #nmj

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[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies announces to the viewer, “Hello, everybody. I am Greg Davies. Come, take my hand and run, as I guide you through the giddy pleasure fields of Taskmaster. Forget about all the bad things in life, let’s rip off our shirts, hold each other tightly and work up a sweat as we glide through my land.” Off-screen beside him, Alex Horne groans sensually, and Greg looks at him taken aback. The audience laughs and Greg turns back to the camera with amusement. End ID.]

#totally normal show #yep #taskmaster

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies looms threateningly and says, “You dare to wear the cape?” Alex Horne, wearing a long black cape, replies, “I’ve had my name embroidered on the back.” He turns to reveal the cape’s back, which reads “GREG DAVIES’ ASSISTANT*” in large letters, with “*ALEX HORNE” as a tiny footnote. Greg says, “OK, you can keep the cape.” End ID.]

#HE LOOKS SO CUTE HERE #totally right <3 this is what he meant in the how to win taskmaster video #abt needing to brand yourself like cattle #still not over that btw #taskmaster

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it's him! it's the gappy and vacant! <3

#hes The guy ever #i understand him so much its so funny to just say Okay Sure to the bit and nod knowingly along with someone that's insulting you <3 #look at that! vacant ass eyes! are there any thoughts behind them? of course not! #what a phenomenal dude #joanne mcnally #alex horne #taskmaster #tm s17

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The naughtiest number

[Series 17 Outtakes - Part 2]

#what a good smile at the end there <3 #taskmaster

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Taskmaster S17E03 Outtake

#GAHHHHH #insane expressions from all of them really #craaaazy #in so many levels #taskmaster

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every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

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This gif is outrageous

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is this anything

#GAHHH I LOV E THE INTERNET #I JUST LET OUT THE LOUDEST SCREECH #I LOVE THSISSSSSS #taskmaster #dunmesh

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not my titkok but SDFKJSFDKSFDJFDLKJSFDLKFDSLJKFSD

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In March, Noel spoke to Paste Magazine about casting Greg Davies in "The Completely Made-up Adventures of Dick Turpin"!

Noel: “There was a part in Dick Turpin of the rival gang leader who’s a much better highwayman than me. I knew that Greg would be perfect for it. We were sort of writing it for him. But then we had to quickly check if he wanted to do it. And he was so busy at that point, because everyone wanted him. He was like, “I’ll do it if I can. I’ll do it if I can.” We just took a gamble and said, “Look, it’s got to be Greg. We’ll write it for him.” Because I’ve spent so much time with him, it was very easy for me to write in his tone of voice. Then, he comes in and improvises anyway. But you can get the gist of how he would be. Greg is just one of those performers that he’s such a big presence, as well as being a huge man. He’s a giant. But on set, he’s so funny. He’s so giggly and he makes himself laugh. And then everyone in the room laughs. That’s quite contagious. He’s always sort of not taking it seriously and there’s something really brilliant about that. He was a joy to work with.”

#oh wowwww what a lovely way to describe him!!! #what a wonderful man!!! #britcom #greg davies #noel fielding

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My overriding feeling watching them is that what I'm watching is a perfectly happy couple on Bargain Hunt.

#im so glad were just getting wholesome gay couples/besties lately #first the susans now them #as the mackies say #im Loving it #taskmaster