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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#bagel egg and cheese sandwich

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#warrior cats

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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giovanni

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More comfy farcille ✨✨💖

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The Cooking Mama DS games but with Senshi. Do you see my vision?

#dungeon meshi

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incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

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The first time Magnus and Abigail ever heard Gideon speak was when Harrow was making everyone participate in a coffee shop AU where she gets hit on by Gideon as a barista

#the locked tomb

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