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Because a year represents a completed orbit of the earth around the sun, saying, “I’m 25” is the equivalent of saying, “I’m 14,600,000,000 space miles.”

#I'm 25 today

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#gay shit #lgbtqia #wlw love

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Omg 💀

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anna kendrick as cody heller in ‘dummy’  - ideal woman

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my gender is making new Spotify playlists as a coping mechanism

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a tiktoker therapist reminded me that “if you do not address the childhood trauma, your relationships will. your fear of your partner not loving you and needing that constant reassurance can come from emotionally inconsistent parents who were there for you one day and not there for you the next.”

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not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

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2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

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systemic bimbophobia 😔

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if someone came up behind me and like put their hands on my hips ever so slightly so that i could just feel the feather-light touches of their fingertips?? well i think i would die

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I like when you learn someone’s body and you find their scars, freckles or birthmarks. I love the human body it really is so beautiful

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Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone