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Not your typical coat color in a cat
I think it's probably actually an orange kitten with a very 'sooty' cast to it.
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growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
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If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?
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i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room
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Thank you for defending Nazis. They're just little guys. Just misunderstood, with genuine grievances. I noticed you accidentally forgot to defend child rapists. Dumb commies like you are all the same 🙄
Piss on the poor! Also I'm not a commie and never claimed to be one.
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Superbad (2007)
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hi I heard that chicago fucking explode. sorry
sad! well theres other cities
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Nintendo eshop be like: SALE !!!! 59.99 58.99!!!!!
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iceland is threatening to pull out of eurovision unless israel is removed... please g-d let them blacklist israel that would be so huge
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How can we trust historians to tell truth? :(
You can't! Like any academic field, History is a process of publishing findings, getting fact-checked by your peers. Historians aren't allowed to cum unless they're calling someone else a fraud.
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I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’
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honestly the human brain is so small that you *will* forget how much beauty there is out there to experience unless you leave your house every three days. ik its fucked up but i promise its true
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