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Wish smoking wasn’t bad for you that seems like something we should have fixed by now

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All good children's fiction says you are going to have to shoulder responsibility even if you don't want it.

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Source

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I am once again saying Steve Rogers would be friends with magneto. And this would be terrible PR for the avengers but Steve's just over there like ... are we sure he's that bad ... and everybody's like Steve you can't be doing that

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Solid advice!

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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) IMDb Trivia

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me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

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1. This is a pairing I did not know I wanted but I do now, desperately.

2. That’s a great exchange rate, lemme see how much property I can get off these people for a whole peach tree.

#ooooOOOOOOHHHH MY G O D #the beauty will be Overwhelming

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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It’s so funny in modern AUs when people are trying to keep the high drama emotional beats of 2ha but they all work in a fuckin office or something so it’s just like Mo Ran…..It was this project manager who wronged you. In life or unemployment I won’t blame you….

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nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often