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ill never forget how funny this is

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We’re in the Endgame now…

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Chrys Watches Got [x] / requests for individuals [x]

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Chrys Watches Got [x] / requests for individuals [x]

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Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History #2

haha oh my god, finally

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i see no difference

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

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One of the lads was over at my London flat the other day, and I Instagrammed a picture of him and said, “Look at this cutie,” and a million outlets reported that I was coming out as gay. I’m not gay, but two of my mates came out when I was 15 and it was a joy to support them because, as a group, we are all secure enough in who we are. I’m certainly not going to stop calling my mates cuties and gorgeous, because they are cuties and they are gorgeous. 

I’m not someone who’s remotely perturbed by male intimacy. 

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Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”

Me:

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i’ve been having way too much fun on twitter lately

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me holding my pet up to a mirror: look it’s you :]

my pet:

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not to start drama but *bites into tomato like an apple*