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it's so wild when people complain about religious inclusion like "oh so you think THEY should get special privileges/accommodations to do x, y, or z??"

and the things they're talking about are like. exceptions to rules or norms that in themselves shouldn't exist. yes Richard, we actually should have diverse meal options at work events to accommodate people with different diets. yes, people should be allowed to take time off to be with their family during whatever holidays or life events they so choose. yes, people should be able to wear clothing that makes them comfortable. nobody should be happy about these restrictions existing. stop bitching about the singular jewish or muslim person in your workplace and realize that everyone deserves better.

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Happy Pride!

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it’s pride month so it felt appropriate to make screencaps out of the perfect scene in Galavant where an army of gays save the day 

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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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It shouldn’t be surprising that writers have some of the best strike signs in existence

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it’s so funny to me that the average man’s ideal woman is like unattainable and what is attainable requires like surgery and so much work and effort like thigh gaps and huge boobs and whatnot meanwhile most dykes are like “i want someone fat and hairy and sweaty”

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Bookstore cats are the sweetest

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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

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#it splays out on a pillow off my neck #if it’s absurdly greasy I put it in a bun on top bc that’s probs where it was when I went to bed and sensory issues say I can’t take it down

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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I wanna see a ufo

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There's a lesson here

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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral