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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time
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I’ve recently started studying animal science at college. Here are a few favourite things I have heard…
“Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die for my cats”
“I’m sorry but I do not understand why this plastic glove is arm length…ohhhh”
“Ferrets are just flesh slinkies”
“Guys can you hold fire for a bit, the giant lizard has escaped, we can’t find him”
“I need to teach you guys about welfare but honestly the first 8 slides of this powerpoint are pictures of my dog that I think are cute”
“I think my favourite boob is my left one, it has a cute freckle on it”
“Is it dead?” “Chris its still breathing, how the hell are you even on this course?”
“Thats an impressive amount of nipples”
“HE IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. THE APE. NOT ME”
“Is…is there supposed to be a giant lizard behind the table or?”
“What are those?” “Guinea pig tiddies”
“And so the giant african land snails life consists of eating and moving occasionally to retrieve more food… quite like myself… ha ha ha, please give me a pass”
“I cant cope, I’m up to my knees in assignments” “You only have 1 assignment though” “well i am very short”
“Good news, the giant lizard is safley back in the enclosure” “miss… the enclosures door is open”
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The sky outside the window was changing rapidly from deep, velvety blue to cold, steely gray and then, slowly, to pink shot with gold.
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Source Click HERE to Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!
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the planets aren’t in gatorade anymore but my life still sucks????
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date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them
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When a Slytherin gets complimented
Person: *Compliments them*
Slytherin: I know.
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Hufflepuff: *Compliments them*
Slytherin: *Incomprehensible squeaks*
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back before the monsters came to life. now they’re nominated for a VMA 😊
get your votes in
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Unfollow me if you make fun of trans people’s pronouns or their identity
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