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tibialtybalt · 2 minutes
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This panel's been in my brain rent free for SO LONG-
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tibialtybalt · 48 minutes
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Who even uses this emoji
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tibialtybalt · 2 hours
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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
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tibialtybalt · 2 hours
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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
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tibialtybalt · 3 hours
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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation
dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy
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tibialtybalt · 5 hours
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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tibialtybalt · 5 hours
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A theory:
Category: What caused this incident?
Category 1: Direct interference from the OIAR or one of its affiliates. (Bonzo, Needles, the person who reanimated Arthur Winstead)
Category 2: The location where it happened was marked. (Guy who turned into a tree, the charity shop, the liminal architecture)
Category 3: The victim walked into it on their own. (Violinist, dice guy, finance app guy)
Rank: What was the result of this incident?
Rank A: Net positive. There will be a price to pay. (RedCanary is the only A)
Rank B: Net negative. There is a benefit to reap. (Bonzo, Needles, dice guy, finance app guy, horror movie guy...)
Rank C: Net neutral. This incident balanced itself. (Guy that turned into a tree, violinist, charity shop)
Combined categories have more than one cause. RedCanary (23) went to a marked location, and chose to investigate the symbols they found. Gordon (23) chose to investigate the corpse, but was also affected by the cliffside location.
Combined ranks balance differently depending on whose perspective you take. Harriet (BC) was terrified of her reanimated husband, but Arthur had a balanced experience between being reanimated and losing parts of himself. Daria (BC) had a negative experience with Ink5oul, but balanced their own cost/benefit relationship with the tattoo. RedCanary (AB) had nothing but negatives after going to the Institute... but something else benefited from it.
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1) Both dice guy and finance app guy successfully balanced their experiences as long as they rode the catastrophe curve between loss and profit. It was only when they tried to break the cycle that the final (deadly) negative blow came. This contrasts with the violinist, who reaped the benefits and paid the price willingly into old age.
2) The trailer with Sam's job interview was marked as Category 1, Rank B.
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tibialtybalt · 6 hours
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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tibialtybalt · 7 hours
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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tibialtybalt · 8 hours
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list of afab trans women:
st vincent
lady gaga
list of things i need to buy for my picnic tomorrow
baby carrots
tahini
grapes
bread
avocados
lime
cilantro
chips
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tibialtybalt · 9 hours
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tibialtybalt · 9 hours
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*examining the venue* im just saying, if they ARE giants, i think theyll need to raise the mics a bit
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tibialtybalt · 10 hours
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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’
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tibialtybalt · 11 hours
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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tibialtybalt · 12 hours
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sam and alice have such a beautiful relationship. it is clearly a dynamic based on long term deep-seated genuine care and intimate knowledge of each other, which is why it is just so heartwarming to see that they still manage to constantly say just bordering on friendship-endingly cruel things to each other because they have matching cases of late stage foot-in-mouth disease. <3
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tibialtybalt · 12 hours
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lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off
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tibialtybalt · 13 hours
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friend server has changed our nicknames to various things you might find in a haunted house or whatnot so whenever one of us has a tough time it produces really good sentences such as “keep going you can do it creepy spider” and “terrifying shadow i hope you feel better soon” and “thank you sinister glow you’re always there for me”
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