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we're fucked
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Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people
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how do we know you're actually spider-man and not just some imposter
how many other guys with spider powers do you know.
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i can still hear her voice
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Cats are like "it is time for us to socialise right now stop what you are doing"
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Ran a suspiciously familiar set of colors tonight 👀
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Top 5 women?
bro i can’t even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly
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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window
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getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel
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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
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Cashier at the grocery store was blazed out of his goddamn mind. This man was so high he kept forgetting to speak the first half of his sentences. Nothing but respect for our soldiers.
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I may not have a lot going for me, but I do have very suckable tits so that’s something
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