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Apparently Miles is a JJK fan (in the comics)

If you put these two in a room together I think the result would be adorable 🥺

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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girls with hooves 🫶 girls who freeze when vehicles come towards them at high speeds 💖 girls with antlers 🥰 girls who travel in herds of 5 to 6 individuals 💕

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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

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tired of phannies and their acronyms wtf is a wdapteo pinof tatinof dapgo ii ywgttn wad dapg dapc

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We did it. We’re finally free.

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

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in my mind chilchuk is bisexual but ONLY in the "dad who casually drops that he had an intimate love affair with his best friend in his youth and does not elaborate" way

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"can I be mean for a sec?" Is a sacred statement made by girls when they are about to reveal their most deep rooted self

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can we pls get a phil asmr video i would actually kill to make it happen

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Sometimes it's useful to look at your dialogue and ask yourself, "would a real human being talk like that?" But it's also good to ask the follow-up questions of "would the way a real human being talks sound good here" and "does this character actually talk like a real human being or are they weird about it."