thisisyourbrainoncapitalism

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

you. lower mammal

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

catch, and release

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[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

Do you think the decline of religiousness can be linked to the increase in light pollution?

No but I LOVE where your mind is going

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

Unmute !

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

penguins vs giant petrel

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which SHREMP mood are you today?

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[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[thisisyourbrainoncapitalism]

I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?