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“[cliché and overdone in mainstream heterosexual romantic relationships trope] is so boring and unoriginal, i’m sick of it”

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My mom let me read The Outsiders and Stephen King too young and now all I do is wear striped shirts and do subtextually homoerotic knife stuff with my friends down at the quarry.

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as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

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Plan to stop all crime

make it legal so the criminals won’t want to do it

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white shrek

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Remember, birdwatching goes both ways

that’s vaguely threatening. thank you

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how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

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Lapis Lazuli 2019 vs 2015

I like to think I improved a bit :)

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How do Americans keep seeing stories like this and just think “cute benevolent kid” instead of depraved immoral society willing to starve its very future - the children - to squeeze some profit out of them

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i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

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take it

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I miss sleeping next to someone

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minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

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me as a kid