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i had an idea and i had to draw it

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New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

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You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

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directions

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Love; it will not betray you, Dismay or enslave you, it will set you free Be more like the man you were made to be.

♫

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I drew a forest for work and while I was drawing I thought it was nice to do a pynch with a forest 😍 ( autumn forest, because I love autumn :) )

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So they’re saying 12 months were never necessary in the first place? 🧐

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oh good

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also i would die for McAfee

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Richard Peele

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Friendly reminder that Henry Montague basically stole money from a bank through the sheer power of Gay alone

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that awkward moment when you see your best friend that you’re hopelessly in love with laughing with another guy so you end up trying to hook up with a girl with nice boobs to fill the emotional void and start stripping and then get walked in on by the duke of bourbon and jump out the window and run through the garden at versailles butt naked

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Henry Montague is the best character development I’ve seen in a while because he starts by being a selfish spoiled narcissist but by the end he is a selfish spoiled narcissist who gave everything up for the love of his life

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““Ladies haven’t the luxury of being squeamish about blood.””

— - Felicity, The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue

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someone: It's impossible to have minorities in historical fiction that are happy and still have it be historically accurate! Minorities in historical fiction have to suffer because it's REALISTIC.

Mackenzi Lee: Hold my beer and watch this.