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Millie first meeting lore???

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He’s coming over tonight!

He’s coming over tonight

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First gif set of the new trailer done... more to come soon.

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BLIIIIITZØ ROCKING THAT OUTFIT (and Millie with long hair!? EXCUSE ME!??)

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GUYS NO FUCKING WAY-

TILLA OH MY GOD LETS GOOOOO

THIS SCENE LOOKS SO SWEET

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stolitz duet lyrics

transcribed to the best of my abilities! ellipses indicate sections i couldn't make out. not fully accurate :)

STOLAS Thank you to The butterflies In my stomach I haven’t  Felt this nervous since I was  A little fluffy dove nesting

My daring-do is half-disguise Behind a smile my beak is grinding Ever minding I swore I wouldn’t dwell on the divorce ‘Til then, for my own health I’ll remind myself

That when I see him I know that it won’t be so tough I’ll believe him, and not the voices [...] If I can manage it It can just be him and me I’ll set us free Oh how perfect it could be When I see him tonight

BLITZO [...] Full moon’s tonight! Alright alright! It’s been a while Since he needed your attention Are we okay? Can’t really say… I’m getting by By avoiding this question

So complicated I hate when it’s complicated! Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?! Here I go again, getting in my head So I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead

STOLAS When I see him…

BLITZO We’ll go a round or two and I’ll be wearing this

STOLAS When I trust him…

BLITZO And then to change things, I’ll just bring the rope and scotch(?)

STOLAS Ugh!

BLITZO We’ve got a nice arrangement And it’s working out just fine Low commitment right!

STOLAS I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad tonight! When I see him tonight! Am I doing something I can’t take back?

BLITZO (spoken) Relax…

STOLAS Would he want me if he was free?

BLITZO (spoken) We’re fine!

STOLAS And if he’s only here as a prisoner What kind of monster does that make me? My entire life’s been written in stone…

BLITZO (spoken) We’re gonna bone…

STOLAS He taught me that I could choose…

BLITZO (spoken) Cool

STOLAS He deserves the chance to stay or go Though it scares me to think What I’d lose…

BLITZO Can’t wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex and make that bird squawk!

STOLAS [...]

BLITZO Replace thinking with what makes sense, like him sucking my–

STOLAS God this is the worst!

BLITZO Who needs words when you’ve got a mouth full of

STOLAS (spoken) Don’t say it! [...] Give him all your love and trust

BLITZO I’ll eat his bird puss nice and thrust

STOLAS AND BLITZ (TOGETHER) And so… [...]

BLITZO Oh yeah!

STOLAS When I see him Will it be tender? Or be tough? Will it please him, or will I just be fucking it all up?

Can this be our relationship? Or am I still naive? I’ll set us free Whatever it may be When I see him (spoken) tonight…

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Maybe Octavia and Loona are going to dadtrap Blitzø and Stolas and force them to communicate.

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THEYRE SMILING!

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OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CRIPPLING ANGST BETWEEN THESE TWO

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Beauty and the Beastcore

But if Beauty was foaming at the mouth

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NEVER GONNA SHUT UP but here the most important things I think we got from this trailer

Moxxie calling him "Blitz" not sir THAT'S BIG OK

those guys making an alliance with humans to go against Blitz WHAT

parrot guy appearance FINALLY, WHO IS HE

STOLITZ FULL MOON CONFRONTATION spoilers it's gonna hurt

SO THATS THIS FUC*** OF DAD WHO PREVENT BLITZ TO SEE FIZZ I HATE YOU

"you don't love me" WE LOVE YOU VIA OMG

Blitz and Millie first encounter like beating the hell out of each other...yeah that works for me xD

"oh shit I'm in love" real dialog trust me

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BLITZ CONFRONTING HIS SELF-HATRED?? STOLAS AND BLITZ HAVING AN HONEST CONVERSATION ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP???? FIZZ AND MAMMON??????? HARVEY GUILLÉN??????? VIVZIEPOP THANK U FOR MY LIFE

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I AM GOING TO THROW UP WHY DOES STOLAS LOOK SO HAPPY BRANDON SAID THAT THE EPISODE WONT BE SAD NECESSARILY WHAT IS GOONG TO HAPPEN?

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So…I am having a merry dozen of emotions, and unfortunately for me, they’re all currently throwing down with each other

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sorry for the shitty screenshot but this frame is KILLING ME

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Here are the Stolitz break up songs from TTPD because I love hurting myself

Stolas POV:

Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (no not cause Blitz is a tiny imp 😂 “were you sent by someone who wanted me dead” had me SHOOK when I connected it)

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys (oh Blitz you damaged fucker…😭)

I Can Fix Him, No Really I Can (this feels like a post Ozzie’s song?)

Blitz POV:

Down Bad (“fuck it if I can’t have him I might just die it would make no difference” is the most Blitz thing I’ve ever heard)

The Prophecy (This is both of them really but I think it just fits how Blitz is so self hating 😭)

I Look In Peoples Windows (shut up this SO fits Blitz I will not hear any hate)

#stolitz #stolas x blitz #stolas #blitzo #blitzø #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss #helluvaboss TTPD