Everything is a joke
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I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly
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Reblog to give your mutuals one of each
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not to sound like a boomer but I miss when video games included manuals with maps and some small trivia about the characters
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Roasted Turkey tortoise cozy - $21.00
Drumstick cozies for everyone!
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hey wanna hear my french weed joke
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Promise?
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I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image
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Onward rides the Archer, alone in lawless lands.
Some strange power beckons from beneath the ancient sands.
No woman will have him, no man calls him friend.
Exiled and outlawed by his only kin.
Through twilit skies he rides,
Searching the darkened side of the world into the night,
Never knowing he has been lead astray.
I cant stop listening to Warp Riders.
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Modern Advertisements
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GET BIG SANDWICH
YOUR CITY NOW
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Cabinet of Curiosities — from the mind of Guillermo del Toro
“The Autopsy,” dir. David Prior
“The Outside,” dir. Ana Lily Amirpour
“The Viewing,” dir. Panos Cosmatos
“Dreams In The Witch House,” dir. Catherine Hawrdicke
“Lot 36,” dir. Guillermo Navarro
“Pickman’s Model,” dir. Keith Thomas
“Graveyard Rats,” dir. Vincenzo Natali
“The Murmuring,” dir. Jennifer Kent
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y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc
not once do i ever see a summary
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Mew | Original
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