I'm a mouth-breather rn due to being sick. Mouth-breathing=HEAVY use of lip balm & EVERY SINGLE TIME I USE MY CHAPSTICK, I HEAR CABLE SAY "YOU REMIND ME OF MY WIFE." 3AM & now awake due to dry lips/cracking? You remind me of my wife. Coughing fit that makes lips dry? You remind me of my wife. Just finished talking/wheezing & need chapstick? You remind me of my wife. Just drank & my reapply balm? You remind me of my wife. I JUST WANT TO DRAG THE REST OF YOU DOWN INTO MY MADNESS. O.L.I.L.Y.B.B. 😈
AHDNDDHHDC THIS AND “*grunt* Jesus” ARE GONNA HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS TONIGHT, THANK YOU ANON