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"well if it's not androgynous what should a nonbinary person look like??" ***EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER SOUND*** WRONG!!!! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!! NOBODY "SHOULD" ANYTHING!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT QUEERNESS IS ABOUT!!!!! GO TO THE CALM DOWN CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.

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since ive regularly needed these reminders over the past month or so since i quit: not working is completely morally neutral. everyone deserves respect and dignity regardless of employment status. ones ability to work should not determine their worth etc etc. i love my unemployed baddies

#thx dude

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俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。

My excellent tail belongs to me alone.

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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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Elf Ears ‘Farland Story’ Super Famicom

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

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practice

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#my cousin has pocd and no one but me understands when they try to talk about it and it fucking sucks

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

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Vietnamese pot-bellied pig named Winston By: Lil' Porkers Pig Pals From: Pot-bellied Pigs and Other Miniature Pet Pigs 1992

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there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

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I’m gonna say it.

It’s unhinged to assume that someone’s taste in fiction equates to what they believe is moral or good, or is something they want to see or experience in real life.

That is a bonkers assumption to make.

I’m tired of humoring people with long arguments about it when the simple fact is it is a totally fucking absurd reach to accuse someone who enjoys something in fiction of being in favor of it in real life.

I’m tired of pretending like this is a legitimate position to hold– that they should be afraid of fiction’s dire influence on a reader’s moral decay or that it’s a sign of what the author secretly wants for realsies in real life.

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he is very tired but no he would rather do this for literally 30 minutes straight rather than just go to sleep.

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someone posted this very very very very very very obvious joke but its reddit so the comments are 20 different people going "op youre so fucking STUPID"