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John's voice in the end of episode 42 oh my god it killed me he's so scared and heartbroken aaaaaaaa 💔😭

#john malevolent #malevolent #malevolent john #malevolent podcast #malevolent spoilers #malevolent episode 42 #repeating to myself that arthur will be fine hes the protagonist he cant die

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Arthur, my friend.

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Yay Harlan answered my question! Rip bookstore Arthur, fly high 🕊️

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watching fans of other fiction podcasts listen to malevolent for the first time is so funny because every single time, without fail, their reaction is some variation of "so um. this arthur guy. is a bit of a freak isn't he."

like imagine getting so used to the jonathan sims genre of protagonists that are racked with guilt over everything and basically just punching bags for the other characters.

and then all of a sudden you're faced with arthur lester. who owns a gun, is morally obligated to curse as much as possible, will push his fist into someone's open wound just for fun, knows exactly what he should and should not feel guilty about, will just eat a guy, and is arguably more murderous than the fraction of a demon king inside his head.

nobody's doing it like him.

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the type of deranged yapping sessions I burden my poor friends with atm

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listened to malevolent. for like. 5 mins.

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"shut up yorick" holy shit i fucking love yorick

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john doe malevolent in ep. 1: Hello, Arthur, I am your friend. I am normal and can be trusted. :) You’re a tender soul, friend :))))

john doe malevolent now: ORTHUR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU FUCKINF DID IT ORTHUR CAN WE GO TO THE MOVIES NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

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This is what malevolent feels like to me

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I love it when people make characters I love it when people tell me about their OCs and why they're so cool I love it when people write about their characters and put those characters into different situations I love it when people create characters for existing universes I love it when people create their own universes I love it when people make characters I think it's so cool to express yourself through character creation I love the characters that I've made and I love your characters also please keep making characters

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IT'S ALL ONE GUY!??!?!?

I was just wondering who voices Kayne because I can't get enough of him, and I wanted more of him. So, I asked the Fandom Wiki...

"Harlan Guthrie", It said. "Neat", I said, ...But who voices Arther?

"Harlan Guthrie", It said.

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WHAT? Well, Ok fine. YKnow what, Fair. Just a guy who has range, What a guy. Well then who voices john-

FU***IN HARLAN GUTHRIE

Kellan?

Harlan Guthrie

Trader? Oscar? Butcher? Wallace?

HARLAN "Arther stop whimpering" GUTHRIE

IVE BEEN CRYING OVER A GUY TALKING TO HIMSELF VOICED BY A GUY IN A RECORDING STUDIO TALKING TO HIMSELF!?!?!??

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arthur making a hamlet reference about a head on the floor my dude is entirely unaffected

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"tenderly......"

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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saw no one do this yet so heres my attempt

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I don't know whether to be upset over the ending of this episode or excited because yorik seems to be a very promising character, and I enjoyed his presence a lot