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one of the weird things i noticed watching the phantom menace yesterday is that when he first meets and fights darth maul, qui-gon and obi-wan both use it/its pronouns for maul. not sure what was going on there

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When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

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Also hey, cultural history time: The reason why cats are associated with women wasn't ultimately and originally about women as sly, cruel, or capricious creatures, but about cats as mothers to their kittens. And yes, sure, reducing womanhood to motherhood and a woman's worth to her fertility is Much Bad, but nonetheless I want to stress that the reason cats became the symbol animal of so many goddesses and were associated with women from thereon wasn't over some "cats and women are sly and selfish, dogs and men are straightforward and loyal uwu" dichtonomy.

It was about cats' tendency to go "I am 4kg of whoop-ass and if you try to touch my eight beautiful children I will fucking kill you."

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No, but like Aang probably thought all those people he threw off cliffs or through buildings or delt fatal blows to were fine because he fought Zuko for so long.

Like, man got blown up. Man has had multiple people try to kill him and survived. Man got thrown through buildings and survived. He is that “why won’t you die??” Antagonist (and later fellow protagonist).

Aang has been unknowingly sending people to their deaths because he thought everyone in the fire nation was either an unkillable, little cockroach like Zuko or so overwhelmingly skilled and talented like Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee and would 100% survive that kind of damage.

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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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Fred Hampton Jr visiting his father on Father’s Day…his grave is annually shot by local police

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after Anakin comes to the Temple, he stays 'nine' for two whole years because he doesn't know his own birthday, and Obi-Wan never questions when he Padawan gives his current age

and his belief in this fact means that physically, he stays nine years old for those two whole years

then one day Aayla jokes about how big he must have gotten while she was away on her six-month mission to the Outer Rim

and Anakin literally sprouts up overnight, jumping ahead those two years in age

Obi-Wan had been starting to tear his hair out about how his padawan was so small, and no amount of nutrition and care seemed to help with that

then swoop! in one night, he's back on track, and even a little ahead!

while he's sitting in the Halls of Healing with Obi-Wan and Bant crying over his sudden growth spurt, he pulls out the chart for height/weight distributions at different ages for the wrong species

realizes, huh, he doesn't weigh as much as he should, does he?

and Densifies overnight

he thought it might make some of the cool acrobatic lightsaber techniques more difficult, but with a little help from the Force, he keeps up with Aayla and his Master just fine!

Obi-Wan is used to using the Force to cheat at picking up his Padawan, and assumes the heavier weight is related to his sudden growth spurt

in fact, it's not until years later that anyone else notices this issue

Captain Rex made the mistake of trying to pick up his General after he was electrocuted to unconsciousness (again) and nearly threw out his back before face planting on the ground

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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

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none of your posts are funny

Sometimes one must look inward before expressing oneself outwardly

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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

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Idk what the fuck gender is I just want a really long coat

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telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

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Idk what the fuck gender is I just want a really long coat