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HE HE I POSTED IN A TIMELY MANNER

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AHHHHHHHHHHH

#working on next chapter #hope to actually post it in a timely manner

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I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

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Me : But but I haven't finish the next chapter!!

Damn I haven't updated the other one too!!

I need to just, post wips, that's how this works!!!!!

#Fruit angy at themself

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.....what do you mean it's 4k hits now

#i mean when you left a fic for almost a year #eh uh um thank you???? #hahaha-

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Yes I'm feeling some feelings about how it's the third lantern rite now.

Some feelings

#i thought i wouldn't come back at some point actually #things happened idk #my stars i love yearly events so much??? #lantern rite is always so damn Gorgeous just *chef kiss* #lantern rite my beloved

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I FORGOT TO UPDATE THE SONG REF PLAYLIST

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Currently fighting myself on where to put the interlude.

Yes, there's gonna be an interlude

Yes, it's pretty short

Yes, it's a canon character pov

#I JUST WANNA SHOW OFF THE LOREEEEE

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Neo was right, shorts RULES.

#for context I'm not really a shorts person #neo almost got buggy pants before i settled with this design #but Oh My God shorts are so cool #currently buried in work #I've just realized i left off at an important part lmao--

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In which I had a new bad idea that will finish being written in... Soon

#sign #throwing myself into the deep end #tarot said it's a good idea #trusting you here new deck

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O_o

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So ye I added the tags hours after I update

#why am I like this

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...wait i forgot character tags

#i was gonna add in some later on #because slow introduction or something #ay I'll update it on chapter 3

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Ya know what, imma post it

#I was very doubtful about this one because #idk the fandom's a little mean #and I'm plenty sure the fic isn't ' marketable ' #even less than ETC which is saying something #but idk #figured it would amused someone out there

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Hello I’m not dead lol

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Scream in disclaimer

THE FIC HAS IT'S NONCANON LORE STUFF PLANNED TO THE END AND I DON'T PLAN ON CHANGING ANYTHING

#hi ok so change of plans I'm back at internet and will update the new chapter soon!! #ALSO NEW CANON LORE SOON AHAHAH- #watch the game tear my understanding of it's story apart! #sometimes i want to not write this thing until i understand everything #BUT I ALSO WANNA WRITE IT #the fic is tagged alternate universe for a reason #and the differences from canon WILL be addressed in the fic!! #STILL HYPE THOOOO