I just love that this was a job.
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the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was
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Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's
Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot
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Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.
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Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay
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Everybody be scared of rubberbands
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i need to do my emails
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The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better? Death.’
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420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.
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how is it 2016 and we still don’t have an instant cure for acne. what are we putting our money into……..space exploration? that’s enough i don’t want another man on the moon until my skin is clear
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It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos
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