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oh my god …. Catra and Glimmer’s interactions in season 2 make SO much more sense now that we have season 3 (which noelle said was intended to be the second half of a 13-episode arc). s2 was setting them up to be arch nemeses, because catra was about to be responsible for the death of glimmer’s mother.

i fucking called it remember in my season 2 character analysis i talked about how i thought glitra’s rivalry was 100x more intense than catradora’s??? I TRIED TO PREPARE YALL 

there are no soft happy childhood memories there…. it’s just glimmer who fucked up catra’s life and catra who wanted to ruin glimmer’s in return and now has actually. killed. her. mother.

its safe to say i dont really consider them a ship anymore lakjsldjfklsdj;fs

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Katsuki HC - Ants and Spiders

Okay, hear me out.

So Kacchan sweats nitroglycerin, and that smells like burnt sugar - so basically caramels and tastes sweet, right?

I’ve seen people thinking about butterflies following him around, and bees being attracted by his smell but GUYS, here are some things to also consider:

He smells and tastes like sugar, basically, he would be fucking ant-man by the end of the practices, imagine how many ants he’d attract when he’s sweating!

He wears creams to mask his smell and he avoids sitting on the ground for more than a few minutes when he doesn’t.

He doesn’t like perfumes because they wear off very easily.

He learned those things from his mother because she smells like glycerin which I bet is worse.

He starts to hate the poor ants since very young because of the way he found out.

He and Deku were playing with earth and sand at the park, and he buried his hands on the middle of Izuku’s castle - cuz he was a little devil and you know it - and then suddenly ant bites everywhere and they hurt like a motherfucker.

Izuku ends up all bitten too because he tried to help and take them out.

He canonly likes to go hiking so I bet he puts creams or perfumes on his backpack and humid tissues so he can wipe out his sweat.

When he heard of the training camp he wasn’t too keen on it in the beginning, cuz you know why.

One time they finished a particularly hard training session, and he was so hot and tired he sat for a few minutes. Sometime later the 1-A is looking weirdly at the ant trail heading towards him.

Nobody sees the deal until Izuku finishes loading and literally screams “KACCHAN! THE ANTS!!”

He spends the next half an hour hunting them back and trying to explode one by one.

Also as kid, he started to try and take care of natural predators of ants out of spite.

He had a house lizard, at first. It lived all it’s 5 years because his mother only let him start with a short-lived animal so he could prove he could take care of living things.

And then they gave him permission to choose an animal.

As you can imagine, he would choose the worst kind of animal - in Mitsuki’s opinion.

When he came saying I want a tarantula, she almost passed out.

Eventually, and with some help of his father, they let him choose one. He actually did a pretty serious research with their help. “It’s a life commitment, are you sure about that?”

He chooses a Mexican Red-kneed Spider ( Brachypelma Hamorii). “Cuz shes black and red and she looks ready to kill some ants.”

And of course he’ll choose a girl, what do you mean? They’re bigger and scarier and live longer, what’s the problem with being a girl? They can kick the ass of any male.

He calls her Lady Ruby.

He grows really attached to it over time and you could say he spoils her.

She’s very docile and likes her squishy worm treats. 

It takes some time but also learns how to handle her.

So when he moved to the dorms, after almost 7 years together, of course, he would take her with him.

Except they didn’t allow it.

They didn’t have to know, right? It should be fine as long as no one knew.

Except when it’s been a long Friday by the end of the year and he’s ready to water his pet when he sees it.

The case of her tank is open.

Just a little bit.

Just enough.

He looks for her inside it and when he can’t find her, he panics.

He throws everything around the room (although very carefully so he wouldn’t accidentally hurt her if she was still around.)

Then he hears screams for the floors below and he remembers everyone was watching a movie in the living room.

“SPIDER!” he can tell Jirou is not amused.

He rushes out of the room, grabbing the first pot he sees, almost tripping on the carpet in front of his door and taking the stairs instead of the elevator.

He was just quick enough that they had her cornered. She had an attack instance, his girl, with the two front paws ready to strike.

“TODOROKI SEND THIS BEAST BACK TO THE PIT OF HELL SHE CAME FROM” “ok”

“guys, she’s just scared, let me talk to her” “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND KODA THAT’S NOT AN ANIMAL THAT’S A DEMON, YAOYOROZU HELP ME” (and a punch in Mineta’s head)

“Will you all fucking shut up? You’re scaring her”

Everyone is shocked when he shoves everyone aside and then back, away from the spider.

“Just stay calm, it’s okay now.” “HOW CAN WE STAY CALM?” “I wasn’t talking to you dipshit.”

He turns to her with the sweetest voice, but it’s to no help and then turns back to Koda.

“You.” and he can see Koda fearing for his life in his eyes. “Can you talk to her? Calm her down? Just enough so I can take her back to her tank.”

“Please”

And that gets him help.

When she’s finally back in her tank, he goes back down. He needs to explain what happened and - though it angers him - ask for them to keep their mouths shut.

But when he gets there, everyone is sat down, in silence, waiting for him, like a creepy cult.

“So…”

“Do you have any more animals we should worry about?”

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Dabi: Hey, did you know I’m a to-

Hawks: *gasp*

The league: *gasp*

Kurogiri, from prison: *gasp*

Shouto, from UA: *gasp*

You, reading this: *gasp*

Dabi: -tal failure?

Everyone:

Dabi: Also Endeavor is my father.

Hawks: *chokes on water*

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I was texting @lanternsmith and we came up with this the ultimate theory: The First Ones and the Mega Horde are working together.

Clearly the First Ones are shady, I don’t trust Light Hope for a minute and neither should you.

The First Ones didn’t create She-Ra to be some kind of hero in the fight against Mega Horde. They created her to fight with Mega Horde. If all Mega Horde members look just like Hordak/Horde Prime, then whatever Grayskull is sounds like it could be very important to Mega Horde. She-Ra is build from both First Ones and Mega Horde technologies.

They were working together to take over every corner of the universe that they could reach, when two things happened:

They reached Etheria.

Mara figured out the truth.

Maras storyline is going to parallel Adoras. She didn’t realize who was she was working for was evil. And by the time Mara realized it, it was too late. There was nothing she would be able to do to stop The First Ones or Mega Horde. That’s why she pulled Etheria into Despondos. It was the only thing that she could still save- and why she’s so determined to keep Etheria there.

Mara seems to think she made some kind of horrible mistake, and Light Hope seems to think so too.

But Maras mistake wasn’t something that destroyed the First Ones. It was the only thing that saved Etheria.

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I was about to be so fcking offended, but I love this, watch until the end lmao

Hey guys! Here is a quick makeup tutorial on how to look Asian!!!!!!

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vampires getting annoyed when commonplace items they want to buy are suddenly considered antiques. vampires pissy about having to go to flea markets to hunt down items they used to be able to buy new

“what do you mean they don’t sell table lighters anymore, i’ve been meaning to buy a table light since the last time the 20s happened” 

“why the hell can’t i buy powder boxes at drug stores”

“i got my last mirror comb vanity set in a department store, where do people get them now” 

“wtf happened to bakelite”

“art deco furniture costs HOW MUCH???”

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Bakugo: I tried to acknowledge his feelings. It wasn’t easy. There were a lot of them.

[Earlier that day]

Kirishima: I’m just so confused— Are you… are you climbing out the window?

Bakugo: [Halfway out the window]

Bakugo: 

Bakugo: No.

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Todoroki: I think you should play the role of my father.

Aizawa: I don’t want to be your father.

Todoroki: Perfect. You already know your lines.

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interviewer: what’s it like dating one of the biggest heroes of our times?

todoroki: [remembers that one time midoriya was lying on the couch upside down and trying to drink milk, but then he waterboarded himself with the milk and coughed for ten seconds before trying again]

todoroki: its alright, i guess

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Izuku: I panic when people compliment me. What the heck are you supposed to say when people compliment you?

All Might: Great job out there, Young Midoriya!

Izuku, panicking: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Kaminari, calling out to Bakugo and Kirishima in a hot tub: Two bros sitting in a hot tub 5 feet part cause their not gay!

Bakugo, calling back: Who says we’re fucking not!?

Kaminari:

Kirishima:

Kaminari: Wait wh-

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Toga, a gen z kid, in a casual conversation: Yeah, I saw Dabi beat the shit out of endeavor. What a mood. We stan a king. My wig has been snatched. He just yeeted him.

Shigaraki, a frustrated millennial who is coping with the fact that his sense of nihilism has been matched: What does that mean?

Kurogiri, trying to connect with the youth: It means that Dabi has Big Dick Energy.

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bakugou, grabbing kaminari by his shirt: SAY YOU'RE SORRY

kaminari: I'M SORRY

bakugou: and what are you sorry for?!

kaminari, sobbing: FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE

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from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

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This is really funny because it’s either Twice making a joke and taking the piss out of Dabi’s face or it means that that Dabi genuinely has a plastic surgeon, who must have just the most goth-leaning aesthetic 

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Kaminari: *walks in on KiriBaku making out*

Kaminari, panicking: Once you read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.

KiriBaku: *stops*