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I love giving up control. The less control I have the hotter the sex. I love having someone’s control over me. Do whatever they say because that’s my role as their slut. I especially love it with bondage. Being tied up and unable to move, being completely in somebody else hands is so exhilarating. To know they can do whatever they want to my body. It makes my pussy so wet. I need it so bad. I was just meant to be subservient.

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Barty Crouch Jr in the back of potions class:

Evan: Shh, his inner demons are having enrichment time in their enclosure ☠️💘

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I

WOULD

DIE

OMFG

KDBDJDBDJSBSJDBDJ

THAT'S SO FUCKING HOT—

#That's also such me core low-key #My two aesthetics fighting constantly #BUT I WOULD BE ON MY KNEES AND SNSBSHSHSHSJ

[thevampireslovelywife]

Books To Read For The ENFPs

Better Than The Movies by Lynn Painter

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones

The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein

Bridget Jones' Diary by Helen Fielding

The Plague by Albert Camus

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Ellie Pillai Is (Almost) In Love by Christine Pillainayagam

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl

Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Vol. 1 by Naoko Takeuchi

The Catcher In The Rye by J.D. Salinger

Anne Of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery

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I can’t post my shitty poetry so HERE you get it

Disconnected

I am always looking at the happy smiling faces

From afar

This stained glass of tears

I see the happy ending

I’ve begged and pleaded for

- 🪶

NOT SHITTY

AND VERY MUCH RELATABLE

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WAIT

WAIT BET

I COULD

I COULD POSSIBLY DO IT

BUT WHO'S WHO

U GOTTA EXPLAIN

gang i NEED some sort of rosekiller frankenstein au if it’s not a thing already

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i did NOT need to see this thanks.

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no frfr

Like?????

how the hell do people sleep lying on their backs. This is genuinely harrowing

#I'm a stomach sleeper #Gasp #I know

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"being gender non-conforming is just experimenting" wrong. i saw the future and in the post-apocalyptic world i will be a glorious butch with an awesome beard and my bones will mutate and break my skin at my wrists, ankles, pelvis, and ribs, and the people will know me as Sharp Bones Acid The Gunslinger and i will be a notorious devil hunter. and i will have a femboy and a sentient robot as my companions

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OMG ME TOO!!! (I'm not named James but-)

I'm a James kinnie and an enfp omggg

JAMES POTTER WAS AN ENFP I STAND BY THIS

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lily jane evans.

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didn’t miss the social cue i ignored it cos it was fucking stupid

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personally i think sirius would pitch a fit about jegulus when he first finds out about it. you’re really gonna tell me this rich boy with abandonment issues isn’t going to mind sharing his best friend with his brother?? or his brother with his best friend?? hell no he’s gonna stomp around and be bratty about it and i love him for that.

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barty: if i came up to you and said i'd been arrested, what would you assume it was for? reg and pandora: *without skipping a beat, in total unison:* pandora: tax evasion regulus: murder reg and pandora: *looks at each other* pandora: murder regulus: tax evasion

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every Regulus kinnie should be legally required to go to therapy

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Pride!!! 🏳️‍🌈

james: c’mon reg, you look beautiful *placing a firm palm on the younger boys back*

regulus: really!?

james: yes! really!

regulus: is it weird that i’m nervous?

james: no, not at all, it’s your first pride parade, your first summer away from that house, those people.

regulus: but what if sh...

james: she can’t get to you here, your safe, remember that

regulus: ok yeah, she’d probably go into anaphylactic shock being within a mile of gay people *grin spreading across his face*

james: yeah her face would swell up and she’d start wheezing *puffing out his cheeks before going bright red’

regulus: what a shame *throwing his head back, letting the laughter consume him in the moment*

james: yes, what a shame indeed *now laughing uncontrollably alongside his boyfriend*

regulus: i love you

james: i love you too, happy pride my love…

HAPPY PRIDE YALL!!! 🥳

hello, i just wanted to write a short something about pride, as it is now officially pride month 🎉

i hope you all have a wonderful pride for those that celebrate, once again thank you for reading and all the support on my last post, see you next week :)))