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please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting
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Question for total drama world tour fans
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small hiatus explanation
hey guys! As you can tell, we've hit a bit of a road block when it comes to the polls. This is mostly because of personal and health reasons that I really prefer not to get into. The next round will eventually come out (hopefully within this week if the fates allow it) And while we're all here, I just want to say thank you to everyone who've followed and rebloged, and to all of your hilarious tags (still feel a little dumb over that Chris Evans thing) see you soon! Stay well and safe!
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STEM SISTER SCUFFLE: ROUND 1 MASHUP 5
Dr. Olivia Octavius (Spider-Man Into The Spiderverse) vs Ms. Frizzle (The Magic School Bus)
Dr. Olivia Octavius is a Quantum Physicist and Roboticist!
Ms. Frizzle is a Science Teacher!
Why you should vote for each contestant:
Dr. Olivia Octavius:
""If you stay in this dimension too long, your body’s going to disintegrate. Do you know how painful that would be, Peter Parker? You can’t imagine. And I, for one, can’t wait to watch." I love deranged evil women she is the character of all time to me"
"Dr. Olivia Octavius, also known as Doctor Octopus, is the secondary antagonist of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. She's also known as 'Liz' by her friends, one of them being Peter Parker's aunt May.
She is an evil scientist, CEO of the science research & development company known as Alchemax. She's the scientific advisor for The Kingpin's inventions to open up portals to other dimensions.
She's an evil woman in STEM girlboss."
"feral :)"
"Oh I heard you like mad scientist girlies???"
"I know she’s evil but I love her shes so cool. Have you seen her. I support womens wrongs <3"
"MILF. Evil. What more does she need? wowza"
"shes not the best shes the worst and she owns it. milf i mean. who said that"
"I mean. just look at her. she has the robo arms, the awesome hair. also if I recall, she's also been in science educational videos for kids"
"Proves herself as a competent fighter able to take on multiple spider-men at once, plus rocks the mad scientist look"
"Successfully works as a kids' science show presenter while also being a supervillain and working on sketchy projects. Is an absolute dork about her work and about cool phenomena in a way that's really endearing right up until she threatens to lock someone up to slowly die so she can study the phenomenon that's killing them. Probably put bugs in the microwave as a kid to see what happens.
Yes she did get hit by a truck in the fight and disappear but I fully believe she lived and ended up in some other universe.
1. She's a supervillain, she's definitely been hit by a truck before.
2. Out of everyone fighting in there she's had the most experience with this sorr of thing. While missteps are possible she would be going into it with some idea of what the risks are and how to deal with them.
3. Isekai truck trope
4. If she did end up in another universe she would totally find a way to keep herself stable there. She's got science knowledge and robotic limbs built for crime.
5. I like her and I think it would be really funny.
Why did I make this part mostly ""no she isn't dead"". It'd still be funny even if she was dead tbh.
I cosplayed her once and that is irrelevant to the poll but idk. She's fun."
"it's so rare to have female mad scientists in media like her, she's a role model to girls who want to commit crimes against the spacetime continuum everywhere. she's very important"
"She's really cute, too bad about all the murder and stuff :/ Women's wrongs, amirite?👍"
"She has a "For Science!" attitude that makes most male mad scientist look sane and safety minded. I would gladly be her intern/minion. <3"
"is only here to do science for Nefarious Purposes. science without any regard for moral cost. idk i love that this character type gets to be a milf for once. we love to see an evilgirl winning"
"mad scientist lady. cool as hell hair. evil girlboss."
"She's evil. She's evil and I love her"
"Evil milf with giant robot arms that loves chaos."
"Mastered multiple disciplines, managed to break barriers between dimensions, which even in superhero realms is a bit impressive. STEM girlies should be allowed to go a little evil/feral/unhinged. as a treat."
"She is evil! She is sexy! She employs usage of soft robotics into her prosthetic tentacles, is the head scientist at Alchemax, and quite literally built a machine that creates a portal to alternate dimensions! Get you a girl that can both make educational science videos and also rip open a portal to alternate dimensions under dubious moral conditions."
"she's sooooooo cool"
"She is a girlboss she tried to make a portal and while she’s a villain she isn’t the Evillest out there… babygirl head scientist Her glasses are shaped like octagons :3"
Ms. Frizzle:
"*gestures at entire magic school bus series*"
"Embodies the true spirit of scientific discovery: barely-contained chaos."
"She is very knowledgeable about a wide variety of sciences, and uses that knowledge to further the educations of many people. Teachers deserve the world; they do so much for so little in return. (shout out to Mrs. Goates)"
"She loves science and loves teaching kids about science. I love her. Idk I saw she only had one submission and that made me sad so now im here submitting her"
"She is an icon and has cool earrings"
"SHE'S SO COOL!!! She's so smart and so fun and genuinely just an icon. ALSO she has a little lizard on her shoulder. I saw an ask abt the submissions for Ms. Frizzle and the sender was the only person who submitted her.. I couldn't let this go. ALSO one of my professors irl called herself the irl Frizzle and she's a doctor of biology so make of that what you will"
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i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes
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okay gang we fucked up the first one. take two
*since apparently a few people were confused last time, try to make the percentage of the vote match the percentage of the option, if that makes sense
once again:
PLEASE DO NOT TELL PEOPLE PERCENTAGES OR GIVE ANY HINTS IN THE NOTES
also, for everyone saying to roll dice or do math etc, while that would work it does go against the Vibes of the poll, which are to do this based on guesswork and how you think Others are going to vote
pls reblog for sample size
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Total Drama Tournament Round 1-29
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Pine Ridge Reservation is in desperate need of donations. Forecasts are calling for -27° conditions before wind chill and most homes rely on wood burning stoves to keep warm. firewood is in short supply and not easy to come by, on top of being expensive
if you have the money to donate, please consider sending some their way
https://www.onespiritlakota.org/donate
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Total Drama Tournament Round 1-2
#Look I know it's hopeless but#VOTE BLAINELEY#for me#Evil women!!#MK doesn't count because she's like 16#Blaineley is a grown ass adult and is way more petty than like half the cast#And she doesn't even need the money#She's simultaneously homophobic and queer#i lobe her
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Round 3 | Poll 5
~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary. Due to a tie in the previous round, this one is a three-way!
Propaganda under the cut!
Chloe:
~ She’s a main antagonist in a children’s TV show, so of course she’s annoying. She’s the MC’s rival, and she behaves like a basic, rich teenager. She could’ve be a quite interesting character, sadly the writers didn’t really try :( The show’s writer said in an interview that Chloé was created to be as unpleasant as possible.
~ literally just your stereotypical bratty rich teenager. The class is so done with her antics in the first three seasons and the show keeps trying to make her like, “evil” but she’s being puppeted by all the other actual big bads and also people aren’t really afraid of her? And her “evil” deeds are literally no stakes to the other characters no matter and the “good” characters can beat her pretty easily so she’s just. actually a nobody who whines and complains and tries to do shit to people are so done with her and i adore her very much she deserved so much better
Lestat:
~ something is so wrong with him
~ Insufferable horrible fantastic man. Wants an open relationship but only for him.
~ won’t answer any questions about vampires. baby traps his boyfriend by turning a child into a vampire. becomes a rockstar and then brags about it all the time. bites people without asking. refers to himself as the Brat Prince. laughs at things that aren’t funny.
~ literally a detriment to everyone around him also one of his actual names is The Brat Prince
Dio:
~ He dresses like a circus ringleader, he is full of himself and full of shit, he doesn’t hesitate to kill a child. He manipulates and lies to serve his goal which is the destruction of mankind <3
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THE RIGHT BRACKET FIRST ROUND IS OUT!! GO VOTE PLEASE
Tagging for exposure!
@tournament-announcer @annoyingblondebracket @its-to-the-death @haveyouheardthisband @haveyouseenthismovie-poll @gayest-classiclit
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ROUND 8 RIGHT BRACKET
Our final fighters this round are both polar opposites!
CHRISTINE ROYCE VS CHRISTOPHER ARCLIGHT!
"lesbian icon"
"he’s weird as fuck people should vote him if he gets in 👉👈"
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ROUND 7 RIGHT BRACKET
These next two battlers are just like me fr!
CHRIS/PEACEMAKER VS CHRISTOPHER TURK!
" a man who fights for peace at any cost, no matter how many people he has to kill to get it."
"Cool surgeon who is a cuddly dorky human being"
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ROUND 6 RIGHT BRACKET
This is a triple feature!
CHRIS (PARAHUMANS) VS OUR TWO CHRIS MORRIS'S!
"was YOUR chris blorbo dredged from the radioactive ocean, born onto a mass of amorphous dying flesh? born from the husk of the parasite he killed and ate from the inside out to survive? born in the abandoned lab where another life was downloaded into him through agonising chemical VR? did he claw himself out of the nets? did he claw his way out of the carapace? did he tear the IV from his arm? I think not. Nobody does it like my son"
"He’s a brilliant satirist. Creator of 90s news satire On the Hour and its TV counterpart The Day Today, and creator of black comedy shows Jam and Brass Eye - the latter convinced a member of Parliament into believing a fictional drug was real. You may also recognise him as the actor of Denholm Reynholm from The IT Crowd. Generally just a creative reclusive genius. Let me be normal about him. Please." And also shares a name with the weird little rat from gumball
#parahumans#the amazing world of gumball#Gumball#chris morris#the it crowd#Ultimate Chris tournament
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