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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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WONDER BAR (1934) | dir. Lloyd Bacon

“The other [scene that stands out above the rest] involved a handsome man, asking a dancing couple if he could cut in. The female partner, expecting his attention, agrees, only to see him dance with her male partner. Jolson then flaps his wrist and says, “Boys will be boys. Woo!”. This scene almost caused the Production Code to reject the film, and was featured in the opening scenes of the documentary film The Celluloid Closet (1996).”

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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garf :3 💜💙

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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#oh hey there beemovieerotica

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i neeeeeed that fucking tablet

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probably waiting for Padme and Luke at the spaceport or sth ajshdgkasd

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They. They forgor

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Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

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Writing this scene knowing full well the comments are going to be full of Disappointed Tutting. If the readers don't get distracted by the abject horror I lay down in front of them.

#born for adversity fic #thetalee's adventures in fanficing

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On threads right now, and maybe twitter?, one of the things being dicussed is whether or not you'd feel safer encountering a man in the woods on your own, or a bear.

And obviously the objectively correct answer is the bear, for a lot of reasons. And just as obviously, men are proving the point in the comments.

But like, as a gay man?

"Man or a bear" is a vastly different question.

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We’re not making it out of this one