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Send me "Some Other You" and I'll introduce you to an AU version of my character!

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#;; Memes

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The Incredibles (2004 Film) : Sentence Starters

"'Greater good?' I am your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"

"Where.Is.My.Super.Suit?"

"It will be bold! Dramatic!"

"No capes!"

"I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."

"The public is in danger!"

"_______ doesn't have any powers."

"Well, (s)he'll look fabulous anyway."

"We survived but we're dead!"

"This is a hobo suit, darling."

"I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now."

"And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees."

"That's a new feature."

"Look at me when I'm talking to you, _______!"

"Stop right now, or you're fired!"

"Do not change the subject, _______! We're discussing your attitude!"

"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again."

"You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?"

"See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat."

"Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"

"My God, you've gotten fat."

"Normal? What do you know about normal?"

"The only normal one is _______, and (s)he's not even toilet trained!"

"_______... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office."

"Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!"

"Honey, you know why we can't do that."

"You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it."

"The last thing you need is temptation."

"Pull-yourself-together!"

"I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry..."

"Fight! Win!"

"Well, not every superhero has powers, you know."

"I work alone."

"I am your biggest fan."

"And your outfit is totally ridiculous!"

"We get there when we get there!"

"You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes."

"_______, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."

"Yes, words are useless!"

"Yeah. No school like the old school."

"I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"

"While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so."

"I can't lose you again!"

"Your identity is your most valuable possession."

"They will kill you if you give them the chance."

"I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!"

"(S)He starts monologuing."

"Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"

"Just like old times, huh _______?"

"Luck favors the prepared."

"(S)He puts thumbtacks on my stool."

"It's not my fault! _______ ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it..."

"_______, you're making weird faces again."

"That was the best vacation ever!"

"I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry."

"To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling."

"You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie!"

"Valuing life is not weakness."

"If you haven't noticed, _______, we're not doin' so hot either."

"Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing."

#;; MEMES.

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My muse is clutching a severely bleeding bullet wound. What does your muse do?

#;; memes

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I MEAN REALLY

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iitsforyourowngood

Jamie likes to think of himself as a showman, a person with many talents, and he wouldn’t be too far off. He can act, sing, and even pretend being in a box. However, as evident by his broken leg, it was clear that dancing is not one of his main skills.

So there the young man was, laid down on a gurney with his right leg in a cast  that was put on not too long ago by his doctor. This would be the last time the mailman ever try to perform a sumersault during rehearsal...for two days at least.

With the angst of a true thespian, he puts the back of his hand on his forehead.

       “Oh pray tell doctor, how long do I have left?”

#iitsforyourowngood #{{Here ya go if there's any problem please let me know :3}}

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i have tons of wip drawings i need to finish and post up here (including answers to some asks i meant to respond to with drawings) and instead i doodle this

#;; Green Genius #;; Azure Lady

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       So adorable!

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I wasn’t aware this warranted your opinion Human Jamie!

#;; crack #{{WATCH OUT JAMIE #She'll slap you!}}

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Remember when Peridot almost smashed Steven with a giant fist?

#out of mail #Now she can't barely slap him correctly! #I don't know why but this makes me laugh.

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Please reblog when you’re an active Steven Universe Roleplayer!

We making a masterlist of all active Steven Universe roleplayer on tumblr!

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I’d feel bad, but I think we were all thinking it.

#;; Green Genius #{{OMG!}}

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                literally a cat : peridot 

#;; Green Genius

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I’m SO freaking glad we got to see more of Peridot!

#out of mail #su spoilers #I'm gonna be super honest here #before this episode I never cared all that much about her #she was just the scientific sidekick. #I'm glad this episode developed her further than that.

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Barbara were basically Jamie’s best friend/mentor at the Post Office, she was the only one of his co-workers to actually incentive his dream of becoming an aspiring thespian. Hell, she was the one who gave the male the last push for him to go to Kansas, which didn’t ended well but hey, Barb supported him, which is more than anyone from Jamie’s family can ever say.

       “Heh, yeah, that’s Barb for you! Don’t worry about her job. I got her covered.”

       “No doubt she's preparing a surprise for you!!”

“My mom?”

There was a moment the involuntary reaction of tensing up at the topic of her mother. Something in her mind had a sense of dread that felt like Barbara could hear Sadie talking about her from miles away, when in reality, she wasn’t near the best at listening.

“She’s fine. No idea why she’s ditching work, though she’s been talking about making plans? Which scares me enough to not ask.” 

#bewherevery0uare

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       “Oh! Thank you, I was trying to expand my artistic horizons, you know? And for a minute on that stage, I truly thought I was inside an actual box.”

       “Anyway, there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you, Ms. Yellowtail, if that’s not much trouble!”

❛             oh, no! I don’t mean that in a BAD way! It was different, definitely entertaining. Ten outta ten.❜

#momdalia

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"Hi Jamie, see ya LETTER! heh... get it..."

       “Not bad m’lady, not bad!”

       “But remember, the key for a good mailman pun is the…delivery!”

#beautynbattle #;;answered

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“You really think so? Thanks, I’ve been thinking on doing musicals, you know?” The male asked, Jamie knew he was a spectacular actor, but no one ever praise his singing skills, it was kind of nice. The girl might not be very much aware but there was nothing that cheered the male more than someone giving him a compliment regarding his artistic skills.

“Oh, ahem, pardon my rudeness, I’m Jamie!”

He gives a quite thespian bow to the girl.

“What is thy name, m’lady?”

        Well he didn’t have to tell her twice. She had been craving those fries for days.❝ Well only if you’re sure..❞ She replied between chews, having scarfed down well over half of her meal within the few moments that had passed. ❝ I mean if it makes you feel better, I think you sounded really nice! And I dunno what a sestina is, but uh, I’m sure it’ll be great!❞ Bee knew next to nothing about the ins and outs of the average love life, and resolved that it was best to refrain from giving him flawed advice. When it came to comfort, she liked to stick to what she knew.   ❝ Still you can’t go wrong with a tub of ice cream and a good pizza for company.❞

#simplyxbee