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BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

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pythagoras believed that out of all the planets earth was the worst and the further you could get away from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died

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I’m proud of him

#it me

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me flirting: doesn’t hit you up but hopes you’re doing okay

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Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

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I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

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Glitch In Country Allows Citizens To Temporarily Walk Through Tables

WASHINGTON— Saying that they were unable to explain the mysterious error, officials confirmed Friday that a glitch in the country was allowing U.S. citizens to temporarily walk through tables. “As many of you may have already noticed, due to a malfunction in the nation earlier today, citizens were momentarily able move through tables,” said National Institute of Standards and Technology associate director Kent Rochford, assuring Americans that a team was working around the clock to locate and address the bug that enabled people to stride into and out of solid objects. “We apologize to anyone inconvenienced by falling through a counter or wall they were leaning against. Just know that we are doing everything in our power to patch whatever caused people to plummet through the floor into offices or apartments below.” At press time, Rochford expressed hope that any further issues could be resolved by doing a hard restart on the country.

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wizards are criminals, with not an ounce of respect in their bodies, i have had enough of them

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GOODBYE

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