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I heard that wattpad is doing a purge of NSFW works, so I'm going to be posting some general orientation type videos and some how to's to help folks learn more about Ao3.

If you want to follow (or avoid) those posts, I'm tagging them as welcome wattpad

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Throw Back Thursday: fosters Caroline and Charles (parents to Willie, Albert, Laura, Mary and Almanzo) were not scared of the vacuum cleaner… well, Caroline wasn't, anyway!

#cats #i love charles hiding while caroline gives the vacuum the what for 😂 #“no of course i'm not scared i'm just. i'm just letting her deal with it”

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i tend to headcanon mohg being queer* as not really being a big deal because, idk, i haven't really thought of the lands between or the golden order as giving that much of a shit about anyone's sexuality (it just feels like the typical "ancient religious order = christianity" schtick that i'm not super fond of) and even if the golden order was against homosexuality, it's not like they have any power over mohg anymore, and back when they did, he was locked in a sewer and they couldn't have cared less about him, much less his orientation. i'm also not convinced that his orientation is public knowledge

that being said, i suppose it could make for some interesting scenarios if the golden order was against homosexuality and mohg did have to deal with. if the golden order's beliefs and teachings came between him and morgott, would they come between them in this regard as well? and if so, at what point? would the golden order's stance be known to them already as children, or would they only find out about it after leaving the shunning grounds? would the mohgwyn dynasty be seen as a safe haven by some people who were unable to fit within the tiny confines of the golden order's definition of a Person Allowed to Exist? and what of miquella and his haligtree? would he keep up the golden order's repressive rules, or would he view them as unnecessary cruelty and do away with them for his vision of a new order? and if the latter, would that be one of the things that would draw mohg to him?

(* - i personally headcanon him as gay, and while i know not everyone does, i think it's safe to say that he's definitely some manner of queer)

#elden ring for blacklist #dare i leave this rebloggable? i'd rather it not stray too far from my circle

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Kinda nonhuman because mental illness, kinda nonhuman because not being properly socialized as a kid, kinda nonhuman because queer, kinda nonhuman because angry at humanity, kinda nonhuman because longing for the unconditional love of a pet and it’s master, and kinda nonhuman because secret sixth thing.

#yup that's mohg alright

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thank you everyone who's let me know about my baby minotaur art being reposted without credit and permission on tiktok, i've reported the video(s) and am now just waiting for tiktok to hopefully do something about it 🙏

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Leave it to YouTube to bring up the cat donut kitty... cave.

Nah! But there was something similar a few days ago with Mohg and the cocoon. 😋

Imagine if the cocoon remained intact after Miquella's awakening. And he and Mohg decide to sort of refurbish it in a sense that they turn it into something like...

... Well, like that.

AWWWWW a soft little nest for mohg to hide and get cozy in! 🥰 i like that it's called "calming", like mohg finds himself getting agitated and stressed so he just crawls into his donut cave to calm down, where miquella then finds him x'P

my sister also has one of those for her cats but i don't know if it has much of a "calming" effect on otto and his loony ass 😂

#elden ring for blacklist #cats for blacklist

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craziest phenomenon on the internet lately is people who will be like “cringe culture is DEAD be WEIRD be FREE have FUN cringe is DEAD do WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER!” and then immediately crucify anyone who is queer in a way they don’t like. or wants to kiss a fictional character. or thinks the computer is hot. like ohhh i get it you’re only okay with weird people you personally can tolerate. you are a tar pit

#they only want their own cringe to be dead but still want to be able to mock and bully others for being cringe

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Kitty practising self control

(Source)

#cats #ohhhhh they're doing their best!! #when you just really want to bite someone but know you're not supposed to 😔

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#cats #it's them!! #do you think mohg ekekekekeks when he sees like a bird through the window or something

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#it means giving them a good and thorough spanking #sorry i don't make the rules

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One of my friends thought there might be a correlation here, so let's find out...

No see results, you must decide. Add nuance in tags/replies if you wish.

reblogging for larger sample size appreciated

you can submit polls to this blog via asks and submissions

#yes and yes

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while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

#me at mohg #miquella at mohg

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reminds me of this comment i saw on youtube once

DING DONG WE GOT POORLY TRANSLATED MOHG!!

This is all I'm presenting! 😂

WHEEZE

#elden ring for blacklist

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damn looks like it's gonna be a while until we get the next chapter of the second elden ring manga

#elden ring for blacklist #only 7975 years to go

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Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

#cats #i could swear. SWEAR that i've reblogged this before and called them mohg and morgott #but i can't find it so i guess i just thought about it? #but yes: mohg when morgott gets taken in by the golden order

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“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep

#me with mohg elden ring

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#i will not say it. i will not say it. i will not say it. #I WILL NOT SAY IT