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AITA if I shit poop

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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You know there’s something about American Jewish institutions that is

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ALL CAPS ARE BASTARDS

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I love some Kim Petras and at the same time you could tell me she uses baby labor to make her merch and I’d be like yeah ok. Not in a stan way. What’s the opposite of stan where you don’t care about someone’s deeds cause you just don’t expect them to act as a moral agent.

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

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Lady Gaga was right. I think more people should just claim titles of nobility. Why in this year of our lord 2021 is the queen the only man who can give someone the title of sir.

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Not enough barrels in my life lately

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The problem with vibing is sometimes the vibes you are vibing are bad. No one talks about this in pro-vibing spaces.

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He was a punk she did croquet

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really a missed shot not to call the barbificer subclass 'mad scientist'

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She on my on my till I till I she

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Formula one racing cut to babies drinking formula driving race cars

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Homophobia is so funny like why are you scared of words that sound the same

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The gas is always greener when it comes out of the jokers giant old timey pesticide spray gun where was I going with this joke

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oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄

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Joeseph Roganette Biden