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i learned that each woman spends approximately $5,600 on her period over her lifetime (x)

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would you still love me if i was a worm?

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I think if there's one thing reading older comics is teaching me, is that, yes reading critically is obviously very important, but also, so is a bit of contextual compassion and good faith, being able to take in the changes over the years as a broad spectrum.

I dunno like I love "more alien" designs for Kryptonians as much as the next guy, but I just had a comment on my AO3 that's like, "Kryptonians aren't even mammals, they shouldn't have sexual dimorphism like this" and I've just kind of been rolling with the idea that Kryptonians are Essentially People But With Cool Yellow Sun-Activated Software for months now and I'm just kind of stuck like... "Do you even enjoy Superman comics??? Like you're reading comics and you're literally getting pissed that Kara has tits like--"

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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Friendly Four: We barely beat Negaduck WITH our powers, HOW were you managed to do that WITHOUT them?

Fearsome Four: We made him cry.

Friendly Four:

Fearsome Four:

Negaduck:

Darkwing:

(I thought abour Fearsome boys meeting their Negaverse selves and then the Jail Bird ep poped in my head and now hear me out- Imagine this in your head and tell me it does not sound hilarious)

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Now that's been a month since Sonic Movie 2 was released, I can finally post this: FUCKING MOVIE!SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, BABY!! 🤩🤩🤩

I have been waiting A LOT to post something related to Movie!Shadow ever since I saw him in the post credit scene! Who else is excited to see him in the next movie? 😃✨

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astarion asks tav to describe the scars on his back and tav gets a piece of copy paper and a crayon and does one of those leaf rubbings

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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Every Robin After Becoming Robin: omg bruce didn’t replace you!!!! your literally perfect in his eyes. you can do no wrong. and he looks at me and ……. he sees all the ways you were better. he loves you ….. i cant replace you when we dont even compare !

Every Robin When Someone Else Becomes Robin: this mf replaced me

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I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

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Dare I say the best members of the bat family!!!

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someone beat his highest score in cheese viking. (if anyone tries to be weird and ship them in the tags im gonna fuck your mom and block you)

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Bruce: I'm so relieved that Tim and Damian are getting along :)

Damian: shoving the antibiotic down Tim's throat like a dog

(Also Bruce: How's karma taste Tim?)

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