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all women just want a Luigi type guy

tall, vaguely pathetic, voiced by Charlie day

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Slow burn, star crossed, enemies to lovers

what’s your fanfic life like? 

#NICE #VERY NICE

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Allison, who has suffered through Claire’s Frozen phase: *eats breakfast angrily*

Klaus and Five: *singing a duet of “do you want to build a snowman?” from different rooms as they go about their morning routines*

Diego, who loves Frozen: *eats his breakfast happily*

Luther, who hasn´t seen Frozen: *eats his breakfast in confusion*

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Red! Lee Yezi for @hetaliashipsheadcanons (actually this is more of a red/blue, but I was really feelin these pics so)

#the queen

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“Swag swaggie swagger babygirl yeah”

-Taeyong, definitely, 2018.

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Once a cheater, always a cheater. An epic story of revenge on my ex.

This is kinda long but it’s worth the read. TL;DR at the end.

So I’d been on and off with this girl for a while. She was smokin hot, solid 9/10. Her and I just kind of clicked right off the bat and it felt very natural. She seemed pretty smart too, felt like I lucked out. Boy was I wrong. We were at that awkward ‘friends but not friends’ stage for about half a year and then one night she drops the L bomb. I’m totally cool with it too, let her know I feel the same way. We date for about a year.

Keep reading

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Lucas, crawling to the kitchen of NCT Dream at 3 AM: WHERE is the appley juice

Mark, hitting him with a broom: WHAT *smack* THE *smack* FUCK *smack smack smack*

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Um... Jeon Soyeon, Moonbyul, Yeeun to say a few. Lisa doesn’t even write her own lyrics,,

There’ no rapper in the new gen of girl groups that can match up to Lisa. Her flow is too good.

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Stefán Karl will always be number one.

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Mark, around Haechan: Hey, yeah, u know i'm straight dude, sorry

Mark, around Daniel: Hey, wanna...uhm.. hang out... naked... on top of each other

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Mark: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Haechan: Yeah.

Mark: But do you know what else is beautiful?

Haechan *blushing*: What?

Mark: Kang Daniel.

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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On Friday the 13th, we’d also like to remind you that black cats are not evil or bad luck. They’re just cats.

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