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#shit my players say #dice #eat your dice #do not eat your dice unless you are Brennan Lee Mulligan #dungeons and dragons #dungeon master

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“We’ve done it! Hot dang, we’ve done it!!”

Gold Rush

A flood of opaque sage folds into gold foil inclusions in this subtle, but stunning dice set. Why *TEST* your luck, when you can just buy it in the next shop update!?

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NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS

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Botanical Potion Dice // Flower Fox

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HEY GUYS!

Just loaded ALL my leftover dice from the season up onto my Ko-Fi! Wanna give people a chance to buy stuff cheaper there before I list them on Etsy and start the Summer convention season! I've got Single d20s Jumbo d20s Mini Dice Sets Full Dice Sets

You can find them all here!

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Birthday sale! To celebrate my birthday I'm having a week long sale over on my kofi store. Check out my shop with the 20% discount applied here, or you can check out my commissions page here.

Deal ends on the 24th April. Shop ships items worldwide. Commission T&Cs are written up on Ko-fi.

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Watch DND shows. Watch Candela Obscura. Watch Blades in the Dark and Cyberpunk and GURPS actual plays.

You don't need to be them. You can avoid the high budget ones if you're worried about imposter syndrome. But watch for how they play. Listen to the DMs home rules. Listen to what questions the players ask (whether you're a DM or a player).

It'll make you a better player. It'll make you a better DM. It'll make your games more fun and maybe it'll give you the way to fix that plothole your games been circling the block to avoid.

It'll also teach you how to show respect at the table. Games that are streamed don't get that way when the players are disrespectful or snipe at eachother (with rare exception).

#dm advice #dungeon master #dungeons and dragons

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Lavender and succulents.

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Get back here! I need some new abilities!!

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The Shiba's Dice Set

The Swarm Dice Set

Outfoxed Dice Set

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Slice of Sky Dice Set

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reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

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idk what dm needs to hear this but you arent getting that done in a single session

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Most tabletop RPGs don't bother to have a rule like "characters can't walk through walls." It is either implicit or prescribed through having a special ability that specifically allows one to do. Now, an RPG that specifically had a character option that stated "this character cannot walk through walls" would instantly reframe every other character in the game. If only a specific type of character has some limitation that we humans would assume to be self-explanatory, what the hell is the baseline in this game?

Games have implicit or explicit assumptions about their characters. In D&D it is assumed that characters can see, hear, speak, walk unassisted, and so on. These capabilities can be taken away but only through very specific rules interactions. A character's ability to see isn't marked until a player says that they would like to play a blind character.

I don't even know where I was going with this. This started out with me thinking about how funny it would be to make like a supplement for a game that features these really strange and specific abilities that suddenly change the assumptions of the game. Like, a supplement that has a creature with an ability like "Floorwalker: this creature can walk on floors." Because none of the other creatures in the game have that ability, it's now implicit that they can't walk on floors.

Anyway if anyone would like to help me salvage this post by saying something insightful go right ahead, I'm gonna go make some pasta.

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idk what dm needs to hear this but you arent getting that done in a single session

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Heart Stone (Shop Link)

My favorite design from this year’s MOSS MADNESS drop - Fuchsia Reindeer moss hiding color shifting mylar inclusions make for a simply STUNNING dice set.