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I'm going to be so fr you would actually have to rip the skin off my body and glue me to the chair to make me watch a two out long movie about Dakota Johnson riding in a cab

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I just want to eat something that's incredibly greasy and fatty and delicious unfortunately I am chronically ill

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I just want to eat something that's incredibly greasy and fatty and delicious unfortunately I am chronically ill

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The first time Yoko spoke out at full volume during a recording session it was to convey some relatively trivial word of advice to John about whatever he was singing at the moment. The other Beatles looked around, straight-faced, startled, stunned. There was a moment's dead silence that was broken by Paul: "Fuck me! Did somebody speak? Who the fuck was that?" Of course he knew full well who had spoken. The others joined in: "Did you say something, George? Your lips didn't move!" "Have we got a new producer in?"

John, Paul, George, Ringo & Me: The Real Beatles Story, Tony Barrow (2005)

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JENNIFER COOLIDGE & JENNIFER TILLY The 14th Annual GLAAD Media Awards – Los Angeles – April 26, 2003

#the two mother towers serving face after successfully evading the floplanes 🩷

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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i couldn’t have found a normal artist to enjoy it just had to be this freak

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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and if i said old woman yuri 🤨

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pov you're about to read the worst post in your life

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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

#i want to have a second uterus installed just for fun #like no ovaries or anything that could make it functional I just need somewhere to put my drink when my hands are full

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ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

#same with gyat tbh