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i do sometimes think skinny guys are hot but please understand that while i find his slim body enticing, it's entirely because i want to stuff him full of burgers till he bursts out of his pants.

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me: *exhaling massive bong rip* "fuucckk im hungry lol"

my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): "does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?"

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wait, do you actually wanna fuck planes and trains 😟 like for real 😟

#prev poop squad knows.

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that said any friends/mutuals are allowed to see. giggle give me a nudge if ud like

kind of sad NGL i cant post boob pics on this fuckass website. sorry for thinking my boobs are hot like its my fsult

#txt #not rlly willing to show off to strsngers but ill happily show off my shit to ppl i know. just gotta ask honey!

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kind of sad NGL i cant post boob pics on this fuckass website. sorry for thinking my boobs are hot like its my fsult

#txt #rewatched a vid i took and it gets me a lik huffy. you get it. #sometimes i wanna show off. kind of fun to show off LOL

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Save me mutual foot worship jerk off session

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mario sorrenti in french photo magazine, novembre 2000

#SHUT UPPPP.

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like in my vision first off that tweet is fark, its too emotional and sincere to be spark. if spark were to tf into a giant isopod while scissoring itd be really funny to her and she would never be sorry. so lets get that straight. this is bc i think while they both love love petplay, sparks rlly only like Crazy abt puppyplay. she likes being a big dog ajd likes it when farks her puppy. you get it. fark on tue otherhand would fully pop the biggest boner over petplay with Any animal. any at all. due to her curious nature ofc. an inherent fascination with other creatures. fascination with the world and want to understand blend into having sexual aspects. you get it

anyways so later farks like no actually i want to be an isopod. i want to be a big hungry isopod while spark pets my hard bumpy shell and i eat bacteria off the ocean floor. thats really hot. i want to do isopod petplay rp in our apartment. and sparks like no youre being a freak again and fark says kys

fark woulr later go on to fully plan this out all the logistics fully. she knows what shes doing. she gets herself some nice soft sand substrate. spends way too much money on this. she has treats for her to find in the sand. she will use her and sparks shared bathtub for this. etc etc. she would come home having spent like $500 on this new spite and horny fueled passion project and sparks like. FIIIIIIINE. ill engage in ur freak shit whatever whatever (shes a little endeared by this but alwo abt to strangle fark for how much shes spent

the two set up the tub ready to go and go at it for 8 hours and theyre doing cleanup and spark goes to unplug the tub and drains a good amount of the sand into the pipes (they have an apartment). this causes as ud expect Insane damage to their pipes and thus they have to put their items into storage and live somewhere else for like 3 months while the repairpeople fix their stupid sandy fucking pipes. all for giant isopod petplay roleplay.

so they show up on (i rip this from novas world. her world of freom being alive in the real world hes just a hermit) freoms doorstep like hey. can we like. stay here a few months. and hes like. Why. and spark would turn to fark like Yeah. Why Do We Need To Stay Here. Fark. and fark mutters smth abt it being sparks fault actually and the two have another lovers quarrel where neither recognize how equally stupid they are and their big egos get in the way n butt heads and freoms already like shut the door and is back to like, making a gun out of scrap stuff hes found

Whos ants

that giant isopod tweet fueled a multi paragraph vision i had that i just finished explaining of sp*rk and f*rk trying to do giant isopod petplay roleplay

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you wish you could see the world i see

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Whos ants

that giant isopod tweet fueled a multi paragraph vision i had that i just finished explaining of sp*rk and f*rk trying to do giant isopod petplay roleplay

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Daniel Uzdowski by Michal Polak for Schön! Magazine

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being a vore liker who doesnt like mawshots feels like being jesus on the cross

#YOU AND ME IN THIS TOGETHERRR

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every couple months i remember this pic it cracks me up so bad

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Athetos has been spotted indulging in a Lindor chocolate truffle

#well this was an accident but it can be sexual too sure