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Tony: Fellas, is it gay to sleep with your male associate?

Tony: Fellas, is it gay to sleep with your male friend?

Tony: FELLAS, is it gay to sleep with your male lover???

Tony: FELLAS! Is it gay to sleep with your boyfriend?????

Tony: FELLAS!!!!! Is it gay to sleep with your male fiance?!?!?!?

Tony: HOLY SHIT! FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO SLEEP WITH YOUR HUSBAND?!?!?!?!?!?

#Tony Stark #Ironstrange #It's Implied #This Was Inspired by Another Post I Can't Find :(

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What If!Stephen: Peter Benjamin Parker! You are in so much trouble! Why. I have half a mind to-

Peter: Divide by zero!

What If!Stephen: *Freezes in Place*

Tony: The fuck just happened?

Peter: The demons in his body can't comprehend human math. He'll be like that for about an hour.

Tony: Well, at least I know how to get away from his tantrums now.

#Ironstrange #Doctor Dad #Tony Stark #Peter Parker #What If Stephen Strange #I Like to Imagine That Stephen's Demons Have a Hard Time Understanding Certain Human Things

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Sam: Where did all these monsters come from?!

Peter: I can answer that!

Stephen: DON'T!

Peter: Mister Doctor Strange and I were playing Dungeons and Dragons with some of the novices, and he got upset when his level 17 Mage nearly got annihilated by a Homunculus.

Scott: I think I understood half of that sentence.

Peter: Anyway, he wanted to prove that he'd be able to beat one in real life as a true Master of the Mystic Arts, so he summoned every monster on our board so we could fight them!

Everyone: ...

Tony: Steph-

Stephen: I don't want to talk about it!

#Ironstrange #Avengers #DnD #You Cannot Convince Me Peter Wouldn't Get Strange Invested in DnD #You Also Can't Convince Me That Strange Would Throw a Hissy Fit Every Time a Monster Nearly Defeats His Character

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Tony, dragging a hand down What If!Stephen’s Chest: Remember, honey. If you don't want to do something, all you have to say is "Penguin".

Stephen, furiously: PENGWING! PENGWING! PINGLING! PENG- FUCK!

#Ironstrange #Tony Stark #Stephen Strange #Introducing the Obligatory Making Fun of Benedict's Inability to Say Penguin Properly #Stephen Would Most Definitely Do His Damndest to Make Sure His Emo Twin Stays Out of Tony’s Bed #Including Saying the Dreaded Penguin Word

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Okay, so uh... Peter Parker (Tom Holland Ver.) is an emotionally invested person, right? So if he were to get attached to someone like Strange Supreme and then put in a situation where his only current source of comfort is ANOTHER Stephen Strange, would he not instinctively move to garner comfort from the only present Stephen Strange out of habit?

Or is that just me projecting and headcanoning the shit out of things?

#Doctor Dad #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #What If Stephen Strange #I Love Character Psychology #But Like #AGH! #Serious Question

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Tony: Stephen Strange is a very possessive man. He has a habit of claiming things he thinks are worth his time and... well, his reactions depend on the object, really.

Bucky: Why are you telling me this?

Tony: I caught Stephen laying on top of his emo twin last night. They were both in nothing but their underwear.

Bucky: ...

Bucky: Did you just call one of your boyfriends an object?

#Ironstrange #Tony Stark #Bucky Barnes #That Isn't the Point of the Story Bucky! #Tony Caught His Boyfriends Bonding! #Kinda Sorta

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Tony, dead serious: I want my boyfriends to Eiffel Tower themselves over me. How do I go about bringing it up?

Clint: Chocolate and a romantic dinner, followed immediately by a slick mention.

Natasha: Subtle hints and mental manipulation to make them want it as well.

Loki: Present your naked body as an offering neither can refuse.

Thor: Oh! That's a good idea, brother! Go with that!

Clint: As much as I hate him, gotta admit that that'd get me in the mood.

Steve, on the verge of tears: I just wanted one normal game night...

#Ironstrange #Tony Stark #Clint Barton #Natasha Romanov #Loki Odinson #Thor Odinson #Steve Rogers #Stephen and What If are out with Peter at the park #They Didn't Want to Participate in Game Night

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*The Avengers are all eating dinner together (including What If!Stephen and his Peter)*

Tony, absentmindedly: Hey, daddy, can you pass the salt?

Stephen, What If!Stephen, and Steve: *Reach for the Salt*

Everyone: *Awkward Silence*

Peter, after a few seconds: Wait, I thought his dad's name was Howard.

#Ironstrange #Stevony #But the Stevony is VERY Past #I Still Think the Premise is Funny Though

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Steve: There's a sign here that says "No Sex in the Thicket"

Tony: Damn, that ruins my honeymoon plans, now how will I consummate my wedding with these giants?

Stephen, staring at a snake: Huh?

What If!Stephen, trying to get Peter to throw up a pigeon: What?

#Ironstrange #Tony Stark #Stephen Strange #What If Stephen Strange #Steve and Peter are Just a Treat #They're on a Camping Trip #And Tony Was 100% Planning on Screwing His Boyfriend(s) in That Thicket

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Tony, to What If!Stephen: You, me, bed; now.

Stephen: Do I just not get a say in this?

Peter: You can be the referee!

Stephen: ...

Peter: And I'll be the waterboy because nightmares in this family are wild.

#Ironstrange #Tony Stark #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #What If Stephen Strange #Peter That's Not What They Mean #Just Go Somewhere Else #Let the Adults Converse in Peace

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Peter, half asleep: Gimme an espresso with 17 creams and 8 sugars.

Stephen: Would you like some coffee with that???

#Peter Parker #Stephen Strange #Doctor Dad #He Gets it From His Mother #We all Know What If!Stephen Would Despise Peter Drinking Coffee

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Tony, introducing Stephen to the Avengers for the first time: This is Stephen. My boyfriend and our new business partner. He's my soul mate, my very tall soul mate. We make it work.

Sam: ...How?

Stephen: We don't really know how it works. *Quickly* I'm kidding! I-I'm not, I-

Tony: Okay. Calm down, babe.

#Ironstrange #Tony Stark #Stephen Strange #Trolls 3 Reference

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Basically Peter in Most Fics

Villain: *Pointing a Gun at Peter* Just walk away, kid!

Peter: Oh, please! What're ya gonna do? Shoot me?

Villain: *Shoots Peter*

Peter: Okay, real funny. Who put this bullet in me? Huh? Come on, tell me.

Villain: *Shoots Peter Again*

Peter: Alright, what is this? Some sort of prank? Who's putting these bullet holes there?

Villain: *Shoots Peter AGAIN*

Peter: *Sarcastically* Oh, ow, oh no! I'm in so much pain! Seriously guys, c'mon, fess up. Who's doing it?

#Peter Parker #I Forgot the Reference #Meanwhile Karen is Losing Her Shit and Contacting Tony and BOTH STEPHENS Ten Times Over #She's the ONLY REASON This Kid is Still Alive #He Has No Survival Instincts Whatsoever

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My favorite M×M trope in fandoms is when one guy is just absolutely head over heels for the other's chest (which is almost always turned into a bust by artists for comedic effect), so it's basically just "Lemme see those tits bby boy, respectfully."

#I Couldn't Help But Imagine This as an IronStrange Situation and I Burst Out Laughing #Just Imagining Tony Sidling Up to Stephen and Drooling Over Man's Chest is God Tier Comedy to Me #My humor is Broken #I See This Trope Mainly in Devildice Content Tho

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Peter, with a meat thermometer in his mouth: *Pretending to be Sick* Mom, I don't feel good...

What If!Stephen, grabbing the thermometer: It says you're done if you're a pork loin.

Tony: *Snorts*

#Doctor Dad #Bob's Burgers Reference #Spiderson #Peter's Just Being Difficult

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Tony: Alright, what's everyone getting? Babe?

Stephen: Filet Mignon, medium rare with a side of asparagus and the finest wine this dump has to offer.

Tony: Mm-hm, mm-hm. Other babe?

What If!Stephen: Where is the equine meat? I can't find the unicorn or Pegasus entrees!

Tony: Love it. Tiny demon?

Peter: A lettuce.

Stephen: Just lettuce?

Peter: A lettuce.

#Ironstrange #Irondad #Doctor Dad #Tony Stark #Doctor Strange #Stephen Strange #What If Stephen Strange #Based on True Events #I Work in Fast Food #Someone Ordered Straight Lettuce

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Anthony "The Arc Reactor Stays ON During Sex" Edward Stark

Alternatively

Stephen "The Cloak of Levitation Stays WITH US During Sex" Vincent Strange

#Ironstrange #Tony Stark #Stephen Strange #Everyone Has Their Preferences #These Just Happen to be Theirs #Tony Wants to be Ready for Battle #Stephen Knows the Cloak is Clingy