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A panopticon???

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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”

I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.

It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.

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Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say

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10D Chess

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I keep hearing it pronounced differently in different media and I wanna know which way is like, the most common/accepted way because I am not from there and have no idea how it's actually said lmao

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#get habsburg'd bitch

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#this is true and important logic to understand #however #''bears only travel where they can see their gods'' is so much better lmao

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I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally

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I'm getting so pissed with people who are saying Gwen isnt trans. Like they're trying to explain why her dad has a trans patch on his jacket and why she has a trans flag in her room, by saying she supports trans people... wtf???? Literally what ally has a TRANS FLAG, IN THEIR ROOM, BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE??? That's some shit closeted me would tell my parents when they saw me drawing rainbows. People that are saying this shit are literally just transphobic and dont want her to be trans. Gwen is trans and fuck everyone that argues against that.

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All these years I have been so wrong about the real size of fighter jets

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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"Sonic should not be biting anyone's dick off!"

- @patlen123, apparently

#out of context #out of context pat

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happy ed balls day to all who observe