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my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

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oh to be a mouse with a sardine tin for a bed

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WHOA WHOA WHOA

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i hope no one ever tries to call me a “soft boy” because i’m not. i’m a hard boy and my penis never dies

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Meirl

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someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

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/an/ is pure

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i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

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The Sibyl, Otterbein College, 1905 

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the only personality test that matters:

1. who do you main in mario kart

2. favourite pokemon type

3. hot or cold

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Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman