therealrealone

[therealrealone]

The sensor o.o

Keep those Titty Pics coming

[therealrealone]

No means no.

It’s mind boggling that so many people (men) don’t understand that.

When someone says “no” that’s the end of it.

It doesn’t mean “try again later” or “keep begging”

You’re pathetic.

[therealrealone]

Imagine if we could have the Apple Watch record OvO

#Youtube

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XprgZEzDIyg

Rest Energy is a 1980 performance art piece created, enacted, and recorded by performance artist duo Marina Abramović and Ulay in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.  Four minutes in duration, Abramović has described it as one of the most difficult pieces she has ever done, saying   “I was not in charge. In Rest Energy we actually held an arrow on the weight of our bodies, and the arrow is pointed right into my heart. We had two small microphones near our hearts, so we could hear our heartbeats. As our performance was progressing, heartbeats were becoming more and more intense, and though it lasted just four minutes and ten seconds, I’m telling you, for me it was forever. It was a performance about the complete and total trust.”

 Not a task for butter fingers.

[therealrealone]

Neaaaaaat ! I’ll be waiting on ya for the feedback question I dropped, I’m making a heartie surprise to my partener and wanted your advice on that tool we already talked about months ago.

Take your time tho, i’m one month late due to money priorities, so i’m not speedy at all ^^

@torture-steth-repeat Where you gone o.o

Long time no see :/

[therealrealone]

@torture-steth-repeat Where you gone o.o

Long time no see :/

[therealrealone]

The smartwatch is a thing-

[therealrealone]

Section 1: Cardiophilia Basics

My heart being listened to: Turn-on

Listening to others' hearts: Major Turn-on

Fast heartbeats: Major Turn-on

Slow heartbeats: Meh to Turn-on

Naturally irregular heartbeats: Major Turn-on

Deliberately irregular heartbeats: Major Turn-on

Heart via stethoscope: Major Turn-on

Heart via EKG: Turn-on, major when combined to steth/heart sound (via Doppler or steth for example)

Heart via Doppler: Major Turn-on

Heart via ultrasound: Turn-on, major when combined to heart sound

Carotid (throat) pulse: Maaaaaaaajor Turn-on

Femoral (groin) pulse: Major Turn-on

Radial (wrist) pulse: Major Turn-on

Section 2: Dark Cardiophilia

Shocking a healthy heart*: Major Turn-on

Pressure/crushing a healthy heart*: Major Turn-on

Drowning + heart monitoring*: Major Turn-on

Suffocation + heart monitoring*: Major Turn-on

Choking + heart monitoring: Turn-on

Drugs used to affect the heart*: Major Turn-on

Knifeplay + heart monitoring*: Meh to Turn-on

Needle or injection into the heart*: Major Turn-on

Gunplay (shooting the heart)*: Meh

Being dominated (in a cardiophilia way)*: Major Turn-on

Dominating someone else (in a cardiophilia way)*: Major Turn-on

Consensual non-consent (CNC) play*: Major turn-on

Heart rips*: Anime is fine, realistic is turn-off

Fucked into cardiac arrest*: Major turn-on

Heart being fucked*: Turn-off

Heart being licked or bitten*: Turn-off

Heart being eaten*: Major Turn-off

Hands squeezing the heart directly*: Turn-on, major when combined to heart sound

'Unhappy endings' (RIP) for dark cardiophilia*: Major Turn-on

Section 3: Medfet/Resus

Blood pressure readings: Major Turn-on

Medical equipment: Major Turn-on

Medical exam roleplay: Major Turn-on

Resuscitation via CPR*: Meh

Resuscitation via defibrillator*: Turn-on  

Resuscitation via AED*: Turn-on  

Cardiac arrest*: Turn-on  

Respiratory arrest*: Turn-on  

Sex and resus combined*: Major Turn-on  

'Unhappy endings' (RIP) for resus*: Turn-on

Anesthesia*: Meh

Breathing masks: Turn-on (breathing restrictive masks)

Section 4: Graphic

Open heart surgery footage: Omega turn-off

Real animal hearts: Omega turn-off

Real human hearts outside the body*: Omega turn-off

Real human hearts in autopsies: Omega turn-off 

Section 5 : Adjacent kinks

Gyno medical exams: Meh

Ill add apnea/water stasis : Turn-on

Electrodes play (ECG/electrostim) : Major Turn-on

Pregnancy/breeding: Depends

Belly sounds: Turn-off

Cardiophilia + furry: Not concerned/Meh

Vampires*: Meh

Necrophilia*: Depends

Section 6: 😏

Reading someone's bio before engaging with them: Turn-on

Asking about boundaries: Major Turn-on

Respecting those boundaries:  Major Turn-on  

Good spelling: Turn-on (I’m not english I’ll try !)

I'm sure this has been done before, but I wanted to create a semi-comprehensive list of cardiophilia kinks and 'adjacent' ones I've seen or been asked about. These are based on my interests and experience here, so if you want to do it, feel free to add whatever you want.

The categories are turn-on, turn-off, and meh (not a turn-off but doesn't do anything for you). You can score yourself if you want by calculating your turn-ons as a percentage of each category. 🤓

💌I'm into 89% of dark cardiophilia, 85% of cardiophilia basics, 33% of medfet/resus, 25% of graphic cardiophilia content, and 17% of adjacent kinks.

The list is below the cut! As a final note, please don't dunk on other people's preferences--even if they're weird or gross to you--as long as they're legal and involve consenting adult humans.💓

Section 1: Cardiophilia Basics

My heart being listened to: turn-on

Listening to others' hearts: meh (with occasional exceptions)

Fast heartbeats: turn-on

Slow heartbeats: meh

Naturally irregular heartbeats: turn-on

Deliberately irregular heartbeats: turn-on

Heart via stethoscope: major turn-on

Heart via EKG: turn-on (the visual, the beeping is meh at best)

Heart via Doppler: turn-on

Heart via ultrasound: turn-on

Carotid (throat) pulse: turn-on

Femoral (groin) pulse: turn-on

Radial (wrist) pulse: mild turn-on

Section 2: Dark Cardiophilia

Shocking a healthy heart*: turn-on

Pressure/crushing a healthy heart: major turn-on

Drowning + heart monitoring: major turn-on

Suffocation + heart monitoring: major turn-on

Choking + heart monitoring: major turn-on

Drugs used to affect the heart: major turn-on

Knifeplay + heart monitoring: turn-on

Needle or injection into the heart: turn-on if fantasy, turn-off IRL

Gunplay (shooting the heart)*: meh

Being dominated (in a cardiophilia way): major turn-on, all genders

Dominating someone else (in a cardiophilia way): case-by-case turn-on with women, not interested with men (sorry)

Consensual non-consent (CNC) play: major turn-on

Heart rips*: meh

Fucked into cardiac arrest*: turn-on

Heart being fucked*: major turn-on

Heart being licked or bitten*: turn-on

Heart being eaten*: mild turn-on

Hands squeezing the heart directly*: major turn-on

'Unhappy endings' (RIP) for dark cardiophilia*: turn-on

Section 3: Medfet/Resus

Blood pressure readings: meh

Medical equipment: meh (it's a means to an end for me)

Medical exam roleplay: meh

Resuscitation via CPR*: turn-on (but I much prefer 'dark' CPR)

Resuscitation via defibrillator*: meh

Resuscitation via AED*: meh

Cardiac arrest*: major turn-on, but only during the arrest... I get bored once the heart is stopped lol

Respiratory arrest*: turn-on

Sex and resus combined: turn-on

'Unhappy endings' (RIP) for resus*: meh

Anesthesia*: meh

Breathing masks: meh

Section 4: Graphic

Open heart surgery footage: turn-on, but case-by-case

Real animal hearts: major turn-off

Real human hearts outside the body: meh

Real human hearts in autopsies: turn-off

Section 5: Adjacent Kinks

Gyno medical exams: turn-off

Pregnancy/breeding: major turn-off

Belly sounds: meh

Cardiophilia + furry: turn-off

Vampires*: turn-on

Necrophliia*: turn-off

Section 6: 😏

Reading someone's bio before engaging with them: turn-on

Asking about boundaries: turn-on

Respecting those boundaries: turn-on

Good spelling: turn-on

Add your own! I'll edit if I see any I want to add.

*fantasy/RP only

[therealrealone]

Whos said cardiphilia isn’t art ?

[therealrealone]

I'm finally back! Reblog this post to get a FREE WEEK TRIAL to my OF

[therealrealone]

Not posting often, I’m kinda a lurker.

I wonder what is the reference of her smartwatch o.o