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(x) I’m not as into Harry Potter as I used to be but by God I love headcanoning characters into Hogwarts.

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SenD HElp

Tweet: https://twitter.com/TricksyLiesmith/status/997200465103392769

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I arrive at the park

Dinosaurs: Released

Tits: Out

Life: Finds a way

I am forcibly airlifted from Jurassic Park.

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Some highlights of the Thor Ragnarok script:

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me, uncovering a shallow grave of moss and driftwood: hey hozier what’s the mood for pride

hozier, blinking up at the light, awakened from his slumber: the ghost of the lesbian that possessed me when I wrote work song asks that the parades be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours, that her children be protected, that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the fawns and magpies, and that cops are drowned.

me, tucking him back in until it’s a new moon: thanks bud

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this 👆🏾

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Hairdresser: We’re going to have to use a color remover to take out the blue pigment, then apply more pigment to allow for the proteins in the hair to adhere to it. Then possibly mix three different types of toners to reach the goal of your natural hair color.

Hairdresser: pretty simple

Me: this is chemistry

Hairdresser: yeah, but people don’t like when we talk that way

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#BIcon. 

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In Infinity War, Rocket calls the rest of the Guardians morons and later Thor is all, *earnestly* “Farewell and good luck, morons!” like he doesn’t know it’s an insult and guys, he lived on Earth with Tony Stark for two years. He knows what a moron is. That fluffy ball of sunshine just felt like being a little shit. And I now headcanon that Thor probably does this kind of thing a lot bc he gets a kick out of it.

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Why I love Ragnarok:

Marvel: Taika, since you’re new, let’s go over how a Thor movie should go: Thor is the god of thunder

Taika: Right…

Marvel: He uses a hammer.

Taika: Don’t need it.

Marvel: Umm, he has long, Viking-esque hair.

Taika: Chris looks better with short hair.

Marvel: Sure, but Thor wears a long red cape.

Taika: Single shoulder capes are more my aesthetic.

Marvel: Well you’ll have to keep his friends, the Warriors Three…

Taika: They’re already dead.

Marvel: No, well, ok, but his father, Odin…

Taika: Don’t need him.

Marvel: …is the king of Asgard.

Taika: As-what? Get rid of it.

Marvel: And his adopted brother Loki is always the villain.

Taika: That little shit? He’s just an over dramatic theatre nerd.

Marvel: Ugh, well Thor has…two eyes?

Taika: Who needs two eyes?

Marvel: Why did we-

Taika: You love me.

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quill: we need a distraction. something that’ll really shock thanos. something he won’t see coming.

parker, queuing up ‘umbrella’ by rihanna on his phone: say no more

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we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

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Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

#cheerium #Queue me up Scotty!

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#straight people? at the nine-nine? #it’s less likely than you think

bonus:

#theo winterwood #Queue me up Scotty!

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it’s cheap and it’s ethical…well, it’s ethical…well, it’s magical really. 

a star wars vid about technology and empire  the grand experiment // doomtree

#witchoil #Queue me up Scotty!

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OFFICIAL LOVE, SIMON (2018) TRAILER

#chariot to somewhere