therealofficialjschlatt

[therealofficialjschlatt]

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

#*even though i never post

[therealofficialjschlatt]

How are you?

fairly decent surprisingly

[therealofficialjschlatt]

Only betas say 'idk why I'm following any more🥺💅' I actively choose to follow a rarely active account, and ik I'm a chad for it

I waited to answer this on purpose so it’d be funnier

[therealofficialjschlatt]

Okay schlatt any opinions on jambo

He is my little idiot and I love him so much

[therealofficialjschlatt]

So Schlatt, how was 1999?

well considering all the people I killed it was certainly interesting

#/ooc: damn it’s been a while since I used this blog huh

[therealofficialjschlatt]

Lays suck

#Youtube

[therealofficialjschlatt]

Lays suck

[therealofficialjschlatt]

I have no idea how I found this, lmao but seeing the posts... i mean just... idek what’s happening

Chaos. Chaos is what’s happening.

#/ooc

[therealofficialjschlatt]

How.

The fuck.

Does.

Shit.

Soup.

Sound.

Good?!?

i personally cannot believe you think it wouldn't sound good

[therealofficialjschlatt]

how do you feel about

dick?

i love cock and balls

#/ooc: should be sung to the tune of 'i love rock and roll' by joan jett

[therealofficialjschlatt]

babysitting mama you fucking coward. baby yuto lives on.

if by lives on you mean still hanging from my ceiling than yeah sure

#/ooc: ALSFJ:DK WHOOPS i completely forgot about that video i just woke up lol

[therealofficialjschlatt]

baby yuto

who the fuck is that

[therealofficialjschlatt]

I made shit soup today. You gotta mash shit, put some piss to boil, then mix them with some seasonings. :)

oh my god. it sounds delicious

[therealofficialjschlatt]

hey schlatt random question do you know about the spider

what spider

#ohhh.... The Spider....

[therealofficialjschlatt]

im still following u bc

piss

hope you're getting the content u followed for king

#/ooc

[therealofficialjschlatt]

Ree

hi

[therealofficialjschlatt]

Yeah I didn’t remember I was following you lmao

yeah seems to be a common theme

anyways it's nice to interact again for a bit

#/ooc