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Frog.

#animation #frogs

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#humor

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every time i open my copy of amulet of samarkand i am forced to remember that uh

as a child i loved this book so much i started EATING THE PAGES

#i did not try to eat mine #but my copy of ptolemy's gate is messed up bc there's tearstains all over the last few pages #so i feel u OP #the bartimaeus sequence

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#humor

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#positive

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#humor

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More medieval dyes for y'all!

#reference

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people at the grocery store sometimes do a visible double-take about how many vegetables I'm buying. they look at me probably thinking wow she's so healthy! it's ok that she's also buying donuts! she's earned them!

you fools. all the produce is for my pet pig. I'm eating donuts for dinner.

#humor #anecdote

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op has reblogs off so... mine now

#humor #bunnies

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#humor #it do be like that

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#cats #my last 3 brain cells

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#humor

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little pumpkin thief

#possums #cute

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#guinea pigs #humor #anecdote

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Red riding hood comic collab with the wonderful @yeehawpim (go check out their blog for loads of great comics!) 🌷 See the layouts he did here!

#comics #red riding hood

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Shark friend

🦈❤️

#cute #this is so adorable 🥺

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#i work both fabric counter and register and the amount of times ive asked a customer 'how much do you need of that?' #while they were handing me something that is definitely not sold by the yard to ring in at the register #is truly atrocious #retail is hard #retail #humor #anecdote