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I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

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Paul Hollywood is ice-type Guy Fieri

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imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

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get rekt

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Queer Eye, S4E3

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Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

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you DON’T charge for EXTRA SAUCE?

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im watching the jonas brothers elvis duran interview and every time joe acts like hes going to reveal something kevin and nicks faces are fucking hilarious they look like they’re TERRIFIED

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“Captain Marvel is gonna flop”

Brie Larson sipping tea and looking at the $455 million opening weekend:

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I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

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John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

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history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

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i think around the seventh movie was when they decided ‘fuck it, this is going to be vaguely incoherent if you’ve not read the books, who even cares’

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ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that