thenotoriousv-a-g
Kiss Kiss Kill
INFJ, Nature lover, coffee enthusiast, Netflixer.
Just trying to figure this whole "life" thing out.
I'm also pretty into dogs. 馃惥.
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The fucked up part is that I'm always going to care for this dumb fuckboy. No matter what. When he calls, I'll answer.
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