thenewdarling

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This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

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jennifer’s body 🩸💖

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I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations

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Melissa Febos, Abandon Me

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HOLEBOWL

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On my Pokémon Let’s Go team I have a Clefable with a brave nature and a Gengar with a bashful nature and I am tbh Always thinking about them

#T____T #YOUR HONOUR I LOVE THEM

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For my male audience

#the masculine urge to watch big rock go sploosh

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a thought i had

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anyway stream montero

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I just saw the most Galaxy Brain gender take ever, from a cis man on reddit

[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]

Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.

[thenewdarling]

when you come home from traveling and just drop your suitcase on the floor

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minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

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when I started book 2 I made a pact like, there WILL be a beach episode at an underwhelming Scottish beach, and Nicnevin will get her Hot Girl Summer!!

#glasgow witches #wip

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like… mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

#glaswegian #most english people understand me which tells you how weak my accent is #thank fuck i'm not giving Victor and Barry or Armerderllo tho

[thenewdarling]

got my first interview as a professional writer today and if anyone needs me, i’m being totally cool about it.

totally cool

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[thenewdarling]

behold my masterpiece

#the spittake i just did